University of Toronto to host massive student sex orgy to encourage safe sex

[Deleted_171835]

The University of Toronto Sexual Education Centre is having an orgy open to all students to encourage safe sex. And the University is not in any way trying to censor or impede them.

http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/art...o-student-group-hosts-epic-sex-club-adventure

Massive sausage-fest?

 

[ShadowSoldier]

That's actually pretty cool. I have to admit though, if I was in Toronto, I'd take part in it, assuming it's not just all guys and there are actual girls too.

 

[chyyran]

...What the fuck is this shit..
I mean, it seems like a good idea, but so many things can go wrong that night..

 

[Squirps]

Ohhhhhhh Canada... xD

(is what all the girls will be screaming )

 

[Devin]

Title change to "University of Toronto to host massive sausage fest".

 

[Zetta_x]

Massive sausage-fest?

It will be a heaven for a homosexual.

 

[Blaze163]

You're fucking shitting me, right? My whole school life sex was looked on like a hidden fourth Unforgivable Curse or something. Anyone who was even suspected of getting any was disciplined thanks to a slutty year 8 girl getting caught giving head in a corridor one time. And now educational establishments are actively encouraging orgies? Don't get me wrong, I saw a reasonable share of action back in my school days, but I had to sneak around it. You even held hands with your girlfriend and the teachers would eyeball you, although that may have been because they weren't getting any. But now this...where was all this when I was a kid? God fucking damn it.

You know what? That's it. I give up. The world has pissed me off one too many times, and there just has to be a point where you say 'fuck it' and go on a crossbow rampage.

 

[Deleted_171835]

You're fucking shitting me, right? My whole school life sex was looked on like a hidden fourth Unforgivable Curse or something. Anyone who was even suspected of getting any was disciplined thanks to a slutty year 8 girl getting caught giving head in a corridor one time. And now educational establishments are actively encouraging orgies? Don't get me wrong, I saw a reasonable share of action back in my school days, but I had to sneak around it. You even held hands with your girlfriend and the teachers would eyeball you, although that may have been because they weren't getting any. But now this...where was all this when I was a kid? God fucking damn it.

You know what? That's it. I give up. The world has pissed me off one too many times, and there just has to be a point where you say 'fuck it' and go on a crossbow rampage.

>Canada

 

[Devin]

In all seriousness, condoms aren't 100% babyproof. I can imagine in 9 months a few of the girls attending that "event" will be looking through quite a few people for support.

 

[Zetta_x]

In before Blaze's post gets flagged as potential school shooter.

 

[DSGamer64]

Damn, too bad I am not a U of T student

 

[chavosaur]

The worlds about to get hit with a lot more of these

 

[Nebz]

I don't know how to properly respond to this post. Being baffled is all I can really say to express myself....
I do wonder if there are any rules or limits for such an event since I really have a time imaging a crap ton of people showing their Student ID and simply sticking their @#%$ wherever they please.

>Canada

Ha! I think that sums up 90% of how I feel.

 

[Blaze163]

In before Blaze's post gets flagged as potential school shooter.

Those charges were blown ridiculously out of proportion. They could have been anyone's fingerprints.

 

[Gahars]

Massive sausage-fest?

With a side order of Canadian Bacon strip-tease, perhaps.

 

[Bladexdsl]

And now I officially hate Canada

 

[ouch123]

“Our executive director made it very clear that this is not an orgy, we’re not funding an orgy [...] there’s no prodding or pushing in that direction.”

 

[Deleted member 318366]

Lmao if this was happening in schools in the U.S. there'd be a sex sting operation going on to stop it quick.

 

[EthanObi]

With a side order of Canadian Bacon stip-tease, perhaps.

Your Joke isn't funny because you misspelled 'Strip' :|

 

[DiscostewSM]

I can see it now....

"Sorry, but your application to the University of Toronto was denied because an influx of applications has exceeded campus capacity."