Gaming Metroid dread?

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metroid dread... based the events of metroid fusion... but this game never released.... WHY NINTEDO WHYYY???
Those long nights, hard to sleep through. Every breath, every sigh, every cry I make as I see the series die. - Codename. I have a feeling there`s something legal against Metroid Dread. Perhaps copyright issues with the name or idea? Maybe someone suggested the game plot and name to Nintendo.
 
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I always thought that it was cancelled (if it existed) because it was shit but then they release Other M and I can't imagine Dread being any worse than that pile of shit that came from sick that came from shit that came from sick.
 
It would be wise for anyone to not talk bad about Metroid M while i'm around. Or else i am going to get very angry and force you to watch the ending of MassEffect3.
It was shit.
The gameplay was shit.
The story was shit.
The ending of Mass Effect 3 wasn't THAT bad.
 
You son of a bitch! I Challenge you into an old-style year-1600 French duel.
I'll only win, all I'll have to do is recite a line from Other M and you'll be paralysed.

*ahem*

Hey punk! Don't you know how to treat a lady? Let me teach you a lesson about subtlety!
 
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Wasn't that line awesome or what?
Metroid M is old school so that's why it's awesomeness overshadows your opinion.

My turn:

Awesome story.
Hot chick.
Kick ass camera work in 2d or 3d.
Phat music score.
Phat skillz and finishing moves.
Cool enemies.
Black guy.
Big tits (see hot chick) which can be enlarged with a hack.
Just phenomenal game overall.
 
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Wasn't that line awesome or what?
Metroid M is old school so that's why it's awesomeness overshadows your opinion.

My turn:

Awesome story.
Hot chick.
Kick ass camera work in 2d or 3d.
Phat music score.
Phat skillz and finishing moves.
Cool enemies.
Black guy.
Big tits (see hot chick) which can be enlarged with a hack.
Just phenomenal game overall.
You haven't played Other M because none of those reasons were true at all and there is no way it's "old school".
 
2d is not old school? This is the only game that closely resembles Super Metroid for SNES.
I believe your French gun misfired, allowing me for one extra turn.

Fluid graphics. Detailed storyline with attention to details in graphics, voice, music and length.
 
2d is not old school? This is the only game that closely resembles Super Metroid for SNES.
I believe your French gun misfired, allowing me for one extra turn.

Fluid graphics. Detailed storyline with attention to details in graphics, voice, music and length.
You're incorrect. Clearly you are in a state of denial, which is understandable, who would want a shit Metroid game? It's kinda like a person who sees something traumatic as a child and blocks it from their memory and replaces the memory with something good and happy...though I assume that you are still a child what with that "French" quip, (for the record most Brits don't see being called "French" as an insult, some of us are actually enlightened don't hold grudges for something a nation had no control over though we will troll a thread if a game in a great franchise is shit).

Of course I am joking, though not about Metroid Other M being shit.

Graphically it was serviceable, I've seen better Wii titles. It was quite generic in design, as if the people involved have had no artistic merit but could draw a person to look like a person.
Voice acting was vomit inducting but then if I had read that script I wouldn't have had bothered in putting effort in either.
Music was again, serviceable, nothing special. It was no better than background shopping centre music.
The length would have been just right if it only included the Ridley battle and nothing else. Other than that, it was way too long.

If you've only ever played games by Popcorn Arcade or Phoenix Games then yes this is a good game in comparison, but Other M is not a good game when you hold it against a mediocre title. Suffice to say, this is the worst Metroid and this is coming from someone who found Hunters and Pinball to be mildly entertaining.
 
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