GBAtemp's Annual Golden Toilet Award: 2012 Edition

[Guild McCommunist]

Greetings GBAtemp! After running the Golden Threads for a couple of months, and with the year rounding out, I figured it's time for the first annual GBAtemp Golden Toilet Award!

It's a golden toilet, I shit you not.​

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So how does this work?​

• Nominate any thread from 2012. However, the thread must be terrible. It must show the complete incompetence of the GBAtemp member base. This usually means some type of forest fire, shitstorm, massive wankfest, or just general awfulness.
• To nominate a thread, post the link to the thread as well as the main contributing member who made it awful. This is to assure the Golden Toilet isn't wrongly given to an innocent member who had their thread horribly brutalized.
• All nominations will be vetted by the following members (if they wish to do so): myself, emigre, Gahars, Hyro-Sama, and Bortzy. If you wish to be a judge because I forgot to list you, post so in this thread and one of us will vet you.
• JUDGES CAN NOMINATE THREADS.

Categories:

• Overall Worst Thread of the Year
• Wankfest of the Year
• Shitstorm of the Year
• Idiotic Thread of the Year
• Whiny bitch thread of the year
• Breakdown of the year
• Retarded post of the year
• Stupidest post of the year
• I beg you don't cry- outstanding contribution award to the member who cries the most like a little girl.
• Biggest Fanboy (also known as the Golden Wiildo Award)
• Worst Invocation of Godwin's Law
• Hot Button Topic of the Year

Winners receive:

• Public humilation
• Public shaming
• A bad reputation on GBAtemp

Nominations:

Spoiler

Wankfest of the Year

• http://gbatemp.net/threads/which-system-won-this-generation-to-you.336554/

Shitstorm of the Year

Idiotic Thread of the Year

• http://gbatemp.net/threads/top-action-mind-bending-movies.337023/

Whiny bitch thread of the Year

• http://gbatemp.net/threads/that-the-world-ends-with-you-teaser-yeah-its-just-a-i.333164/

Stupidest post of the year:

• http://gbatemp.net/threads/rare-supergiant-crustaceans-pulled-from-depths-of-sea.320197/

Retarded post of the year:

• http://gbatemp.net/threads/rare-supergiant-crustaceans-pulled-from-depths-of-sea.320197/

 

[Gahars]

I feel obligated to go ahead and nominate Top action/mind-bending movies right off the bat. I think it's going to provide some stiff competition.

You may be saying, "Hey, Gahars, you'll also be a judge. Doesn't this count as some sort of conflict of interest?"

Believe me when I tell you... yup.

 

[Hyro-Sama]

Damn it, Gahars. I was going to post that one.

Anyway, here's another fan favorite.

Sometimes, some men just want to see the world burn.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Top action/mind-bending movies is gonna be the top contender this year. It's like bringing Spielberg to a knife fight. But Spielberg is bad, despite what those Harvard Law School-types say.

Added obviously, I would've added it myself but I didn't want to double post.

 

[emigre]

I'm sure we can add more categories.

• Whiny bitch thread of the year
• Breakdown of the year
• Retarded post of the year
• Stupidest post of the year
• I beg you don't cry- outstanding contribution award to the member who cries the most like a little girl.

The circle jerk will judge you

 

[Guild McCommunist]

I'm sure we can add more categories.

• Whiny bitch thread of the year
• Breakdown of the year
• Retarded post of the year
• Stupidest post of the year
• I beg you don't cry- outstanding contribution award to the member who cries the most like a little girl.

The circle jerk will judge you

Added because judges have SUPREME POWER.

 

[Hyro-Sama]

Any Soulx vita thread.

I would post one but I believe most of them have been deleted.

 

[emigre]

Whiny bitch thread of the year- That "The World Ends With You" Teaser
I bet several people attempted suicide because of that news.

Breakdown of the year has to the_randomizer for his behavior after the Presidential results. After hearing Obama won pushed him into a slight mental breakdown.
Valwin in the Wii U thread is also up there along with Alan John's "Fuck you."

Wankfest of the Year- Any Kid Icarus thread.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Whiny bitch thread of the year- That "The World Ends With You" Teaser
I bet several people attempted suicide because of that news.

Breakdown of the year has to the_randomizer for his behavior after the Presidential results. After hearing Obama won pushed him into a slight mental breakdown.
Valwin in the Wii U thread is also up there along with Alan John's "Fuck you."

Wankfest of the Year- Any Kid Icarus thread.

I'm kinda like the Wind Waker Game of the Decade one. It helped me coin the term "Wind Wanker".

 

[emigre]

Wind Wanker would be fitting for Wankfest of the year. Purely for the name alone.

 

[Hyro-Sama]

Which system won this generation to you?

I'd say this and the TWEWTY thread emigre posted are the only two threads which could beat out Engert.

 

[emigre]

Which system won this generation to you?

I'd say this and the TWEWTY thread emigre posted are the only two threads which could beat out engert.

Fazermint from there could be nominated for several categories.

We should also a category on the "Biggest fanboy twat," as well.

 

[Gahars]

Now while those threads are all well and good, I think we have an underdog contender rising through the ranks: So is it good to buy Wii U NOW ?

It's an up-and-comer all right, but does it have the chops to make it to the top?

 

[Hyro-Sama]

Rare 'supergiant' crustaceans pulled from depths of sea


smilie72 needs to win something. I'm thinking

• Retarded post of the year
  OR
• Stupidest post of the year

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Rare 'supergiant' crustaceans pulled from depths of sea


smilie72 needs to win something. I'm thinking

• Retarded post of the year
  OR
• Stupidest post of the year

Either way one of those is practically reserved for Engert.

 

[Gahars]

Perhaps we can have honorary awards, like "Worst Invocation of Godwin's Law".

Also, perhaps we should have "Hot Button Topics of the Year" as well. The election, The Israeli/Palestine conflict, and the Vita already come to mind as contenders.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Perhaps we can have honorary awards, like "Worst Invocation of Godwin's Law".

Also, perhaps we should have "Hot Button Topics of the Year" as well. The election, The Israeli/Palestine conflict, and the Vita already come to mind as contenders.

Added, and those Israel/Palestine threads are great. Although it'll be tough choosing a favorite among them. It's like Sophie's choice accept I have to find the child I hate the most, not hate the least.

 

[Hyro-Sama]

We should also a category on the "Biggest fanboy twat," as well.

I think Valwin's already got that one in the bag.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

I think Valwin's already got that one in the bag.

lolnope

Valwin's kinda like our pet retard. soulx managed to become a hated Nintendo fanboy on a site comprised of Nintendo fanboys. That's fucking effort.

 

[chavosaur]

Am I able to judge?
And my nominations
Idiotic thread nominations:
http://gbatemp.net/threads/why-disney-buy-everything.336993/
http://gbatemp.net/threads/i-am-written-a-book.338443/

Breakdown of the year
http://gbatemp.net/threads/fuck-you.337931/