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Fuck you by AlanJohn at 9:49 PM (1,754 Views / 9 Likes) 21 replies

  1. AlanJohn
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    Member AlanJohn くたばれ

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    I'm leaving GBAtemp. For real now. This is not an attempt to gain attention or some shit, nor is this meant to be a joke of some sort. I am leaving this place, and hopefully forever, I can't take this anymore.
    Let me explain, when I joined GBAtemp back in '11 I was a nasty ninty-fanboy who desperately looked for help with his terrible r4-pro flash cart (and I never got help with it, I had to use Google translate in order to speak with the Chinese developers of the cart to give me the SDK so I can port wood r4 on to my flash cart) and I was called a troll, a miserable useless member and I gained up a 60% warn in no time. Those were the times, but now, all of that is gone. I used to have friends here, but then they all (okay, most of them) got banned and I never heard of them again. I used to have fun in the EOF, but then some shitty moderator came in and deleted all of the good threads leaving only MLP/gay furry fem boy threads (and also created a bot in order to entertain 'tempers). Many people complained why the EOF became so shit. Well, they dug their own grave. I decided to cheer up the temp a little bit, by creating Hentmei. Even though it was very popular, and No More Fanboy was one of the most liked posts in the EoF, it wasn't even mentioned in the Gbatemp golden threads due to corruption inside the sphere (I'm looking at you, Guild McCockpenetrator). So, I decided to stop making hentmei.
    And then GBAtemp got hacked. I wasn't surprised by this, I have known about breaches in the forum way before anyone else did (I have credible sources from this place). Of course, instead of fixing the goddamn problem from occurring again, the staff decided to change from good old IPB to shit-fest hipster macfag XenForo. Everything that was GBAtemp for me had disappeared. Medals, .gif avas, 140x100, quick upload pictures, blogs, warns and more. All of it - gone. For what? Well, in order to pay $10 less every year. I tried to get used to it, I really did, but I couldn't. Everything I worked for, my fucking medals and post count, fucking gone. I can't deal with this. You're about to tell me that I hate innovation... Well, this isn't innovation, there is absolutely no fucking innovation here. Point out to me one thing that couldn't have been done in IPB that can be done in XenForo. But, actually, there's no reason to waste your time on doing that, since I have already left GBAtemp to some other forum.
    Every time I visit GBAtemp, there's always a shitty Guild vs Soul vs Gahars Shitty puns™ vs émigré's mediocre puns© and etc. You all disgust me. You guys killed GBAtemp for me.

    Thank you GBAtemp, you were great. R.I.P 2002-2012.

    Also you now how most people do "thank you's" to people they knew when making a leaving thread? Well I'm about to give out "fuck you's".

    Fuck you Costello
    Fuck you Guild McCommunist
    Fuck you TaeWong
    Fuck you twin retro
    Fuck you soulx
    Fuck you SignZ
    Fuck you p1ngpong
    Fuck you lilsypha
    Fuck you C.I.A
    Fuck you San-Francisco police department
    Fuck you to all of you redneck motherfuckers
    Fuck you, GBAtemp.
     
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  2. ComeTurismO

    Member ComeTurismO CTO

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    Bye man, i'll NEVER miss you :@ AND HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT?
     
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  3. Foxi4

    Reporter Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    You treat Valve religiously, hence I can no longer like you. You are excused, you know where the door is.
     
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    Member ComeTurismO CTO

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    I know right? I had a lot of respect for this guy.. But......?
     
  5. emigre

    Member emigre Has complex motives

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    Witty and irrelevant remarks are my specialty not fucking puns. At least get that right.
     
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  6. Nah3DS

    Member Nah3DS Madre de Dios! Es El POLLO DIABLO!!!

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    hahaha that post was epic, thank you! I mean, fuck you!
    farewell AnalJohn!... good luck in ds-scene :lol:
     
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    Reporter Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    Witty and plain rude are not the same thing.
     
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  8. Helpful Corn

    Member Helpful Corn GBAtemp Regular

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    i'm going to tehskeen
     
  9. emigre

    Member emigre Has complex motives

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    Fuck you.
     
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    Reporter Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    Up yours.
     
  11. emigre

    Member emigre Has complex motives

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    Fuck you...please?
     
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  12. Zero

    Banned Zero Belief will always save me

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    RIP GBAtemp 2002-2008. This place died a long time ago.
     
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    Reporter Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    See, now we're going places...
     
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    Member AlanJohn くたばれ

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    Goddammit even in my fucking goodbye thread some two retards manage to fuck everything up.
     
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    Member jalaneme Female Gamer

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    so let me get this straight, you are having a fit because the medal things from the old forums are gone? they didn't even do anything and have no purpose, i am not surprised people have called you a troll, you hang out in the EOTF that whole section is about trolling and just speaking about things that no one cares about.

    as long as this forum is fast and works on my tablet and pc i don't care what the website looks like tbh.

    anyways bye have a nice life and try growing up a little huh?
     
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  16. Zero

    Banned Zero Belief will always save me

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    While were saying fuck you to people.

    Fuck you Vulpes
    Fuck you RP
    Fuck you pingy
    Fuck you Soulx (really)
    Fuck you Oldboy
    Fuck you TDWP FTW (really really)

    You guys were all factors in killing this site.
     
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    I'm still trying to establish if you're actually saying Good bye, guys! or just trying to make people go all "aww nawh, don't go phweeze we love you".
     
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    Global Moderator TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    Fuck me? What did I do to deserve such an honor?

    Anyway, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, you'll have a hard time telling me it's a dog.

    You can claim this isn't attention whoring all you want, but we both know that it is. See you in a few months.

    P.S.: Fuck you, too.

    P.P.S.: Happy Thanksgiving!
     
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    Member RodrigoDavy GBAtemp Maniac

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    "No, thank you. I really do aprecciate the offer though" :lol:
     
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  20. raulpica

    Supervisor raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    wat

    what have I done

    EDIT:

    Hello, Fudge.
    Goodbye, Fudge.
     
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