Amazon 1-star reviews

[Deleted_171835]

Search for a favourite game of yours on Amazon and post the 1-star reviews. Go.

 

[BORTZ]

I know im the first poster and im already breaking the rules, but its totally worth the read. I know its long but, man its funny.

 

[chavosaur]

For the gameboy version of Tetris...

 

[Guild McCommunist]

In all fairness no one wants to see Raiden's disgusting pale ass in Metal Gear Solid. Ever.

Meryl on the other hand, we need to see more of.

 

[ouch123]

I know im the first poster and im already breaking the rules, but its totally worth the read. I know its long but, man its funny.
-snip-

There are many things wrong with that review, but entertaining to read nonetheless.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

It's also worth noting I will never use Amazon for anything GBAtemp related since I clicked a link that led to a gay romance novel and I had to purge my search history as literally EVERY suggestion was for a different gay romance novel.

 

[Deleted_171835]

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Man tells the truth.

Although Witcher 2 was kinda meh TBH. Certainly not a "mature" game like its marketed as, more like material for a teenage spankbank with unnecessary nudity and overly graphic sex scenes.

It was really nicely packaged though and, game aside, it looks nice on my shelf.

 

[Deleted_171835]

One more.

 

[chavosaur]

One more.
Snippy

I lol'd IRL. Especially at the 2nd one.

 

[BORTZ]

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Funny thing is, I actually went to college with this guy.

 

[Gahars]

Spec Ops: The Whine, or I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.

Spoiler

 

[nukeboy95]