Amazon 1-star reviews

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  1. soulx
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    Search for a favourite game of yours on Amazon and post the 1-star reviews. Go.

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  2. BORTZ

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    I know im the first poster and im already breaking the rules, but its totally worth the read. I know its long but, man its funny.
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    For the gameboy version of Tetris...
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  4. Guild McCommunist

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    In all fairness no one wants to see Raiden's disgusting pale ass in Metal Gear Solid. Ever.

    Meryl on the other hand, we need to see more of.
     
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  5. ouch123

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    There are many things wrong with that review, but entertaining to read nonetheless.
     
  6. Guild McCommunist

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    It's also worth noting I will never use Amazon for anything GBAtemp related since I clicked a link that led to a gay romance novel and I had to purge my search history as literally EVERY suggestion was for a different gay romance novel.
     
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    Man tells the truth.

    Although Witcher 2 was kinda meh TBH. Certainly not a "mature" game like its marketed as, more like material for a teenage spankbank with unnecessary nudity and overly graphic sex scenes.

    It was really nicely packaged though and, game aside, it looks nice on my shelf.
     
  9. soulx
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    One more.

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  10. chavosaur

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    I lol'd IRL. Especially at the 2nd one.
     
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    Funny thing is, I actually went to college with this guy.
     
  13. Gahars

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    Spec Ops: The Whine, or I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.

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