Amazon 1-star reviews

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  1. soulx
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    Search for a favourite game of yours on Amazon and post the 1-star reviews. Go.

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  2. BORTZ

    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    I know im the first poster and im already breaking the rules, but its totally worth the read. I know its long but, man its funny.
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    chavosaur Austin Trujillo

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    For the gameboy version of Tetris...
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  4. Guild McCommunist

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    The Danger Zone
    In all fairness no one wants to see Raiden's disgusting pale ass in Metal Gear Solid. Ever.

    Meryl on the other hand, we need to see more of.
     
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    There are many things wrong with that review, but entertaining to read nonetheless.
     
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    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    The Danger Zone
    It's also worth noting I will never use Amazon for anything GBAtemp related since I clicked a link that led to a gay romance novel and I had to purge my search history as literally EVERY suggestion was for a different gay romance novel.
     
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    The Danger Zone
    Man tells the truth.

    Although Witcher 2 was kinda meh TBH. Certainly not a "mature" game like its marketed as, more like material for a teenage spankbank with unnecessary nudity and overly graphic sex scenes.

    It was really nicely packaged though and, game aside, it looks nice on my shelf.
     
  9. soulx
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    One more.

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    I lol'd IRL. Especially at the 2nd one.
     
  11. BORTZ

    BORTZ "Another stunning Van Gogh"

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    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    Funny thing is, I actually went to college with this guy.
     
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    Gahars Bakayaro Banzai

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    Spec Ops: The Whine, or I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    nukeboy95 Leave luck to heaven.

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