Valwinator DS 0.1 Beta

[heartgold]

I don't care if this is the bloody EOF, can we stop picking on Valwin already. This is pathetic.

I'm not picking on him. This is an instance of Satire*. a genuine translator.

In fact, I'm quite a fan. He has a way with words that compels me.

*Satire in the most basic form of the word is a literary technique of choosing certain vices from a subject, enlarging them out of proportion and making fun of them in order not only to cause laughter of the audience but also to teach a valuable lesson and perhaps change both the audience and the butt of the joke.

Forget I said anything then.

 

[Foxi4]

I don't care if this is the bloody EOF, can we stop picking on Valwin already. This is pathetic.

I'm not picking on him. This is an instance of Satire*. a genuine translator.

In fact, I'm quite a fan. He has a way with words that compels me.

*Satire in the most basic form of the word is a literary technique of choosing certain vices from a subject, enlarging them out of proportion and making fun of them in order not only to cause laughter of the audience but also to teach a valuable lesson and perhaps change both the audience and the butt of the joke.

Forget I said anything then.

Stay, there's cake!

Want a slice of Mario?

 

[heartgold]

Stay, there's cake!

Want a slice of Mario?

Is that real cake.... That looks so yummy. Yes I'll have a slice of Mario's head please. 'ha

 

[Foxi4]

Is that real cake.... That looks so yummy. Yes I'll have a slice of Mario's head please. 'ha

*Gives you a slice* The sign of a true gaming fan - let's slice that plumber's head off... X3

Tomorrow we'll get a Pikachu cake. Our new cakes are improved and flavourful! According to our reliable sources (Vulpes), our previous cakes were a disgusting provocation by Sony and were in fact a lie. Our new line of cakes will be all Nintendo-style... at least until we choose to change themes.

 

[The Milkman]

WOW! ONCE I DOWNLOADED THIS NOT ONLY COULD I READ VALWINS AMAZING TOPICS BUT I COULD ALSO TRANSLATE MOST YOUTUBE COMMENTS! THANKS FOXI!

 

[Sicklyboy]

This is hilarious XD

 

[Foxi4]

I'm getting increasingly concerned that the application recieves 0 or 1 stars from some of its users, but nobody posts creative criticism. Oh, hard is the life of a Homebrew programmer.

Not really, I don't care.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

It only gets those 1's and 0's because people think you're making fun of Valwin. ARE WHINY AN DEMAND THAT THIS BE DONE NOW.

 

[Foxi4]

It only gets those 1's and 0's because people think you're making fun of Valwin. ARE WHINY AN DEMAND THAT THIS BE DONE NOW.

I totally am. I would never do such a thing. I don't give a rat's ass I would love to know what "This and That" is though.

 

[DiscostewSM]

I'm getting increasingly concerned that the application recieves 0 or 1 starts from some of its users, but nobody posts creative criticism. Oh, hard is the life of a Homebrew programmer.

Not really, I don't care.

Well, I think a 0 counts as a 1, so add up all the 1s to get multiple 5s when it comes to it.

 

[Foxi4]

I think it's mostly due to the green-and-black display I use and totally not because the app's main purpose is to poke fun at a co-user but I'm not going to change that. I'm just retro like that and if people don't like it then soooorryyyy.

 

[ThatDudeWithTheFood]

Any chance for Costello to port this to PHP so that we can use this while in any Valwin threads or maybe even a handy dandy windows and mac port?

 

[The Milkman]

I think it's mostly due to the green-and-black display I use and totally not because the app's main purpose is to poke fun at a co-user but I'm not going to change that. I'm just retro like that and if people don't like it then soooorryyyy.

UNACCEPTABLE! I AM A HARDCORE, MATURE GAMER WHO ONLY USES THE BEST AND MOST HARDEST WORKED ON HD DESIGNS LIKE MY PSPGO'S MENU. MAKE IT BETTER DAMMIT! AND ALSO MAKE IT THEMEABLE! I WANT TO GAWK AT MY BEAUTIFUL MW3 THEME (BEST FUCKING GAME EVER BTW) INSTEAD OF SOME GREEN AND BLACK DOS CRAP THAT MY GRANDMA USED BACK IN 1924!(Red bold underlined text make me cool)

 

[Foxi4]

Any chance for Costello to port this to PHP so that we can use this while in any Valwin threads or maybe even a handy dandy windows and mac port?

Yeah, I'm on it A.S.A.P not!.

I think engines like this do exist online though, I remember one named "Stupidifier" with a gauge to select the level of "dumb" you require in the translation.

I think it's mostly due to the green-and-black display I use and totally not because the app's main purpose is to poke fun at a co-user but I'm not going to change that. I'm just retro like that and if people don't like it then soooorryyyy.

UNACCEPTABLE! I AM A HARDCORE, MATURE GAMER WHO ONLY USES THE BEST AND MOST HARDEST WORKED ON HD DESIGNS LIKE MY PSPGO'S MENU. MAKE IT BETTER DAMMIT! AND ALSO MAKE IT THEMEABLE! I WANT TO GAWK AT MY BEAUTIFUL MW3 THEME (BEST FUCKING GAME EVER BTW) INSTEAD OF SOME GREEN AND BLACK DOS CRAP THAT MY GRANDMA USED BACK IN 1924!(Red bold underlined text make me cool)

Yeah, I'mma totally gonna make a better menu for it right now, you convinced me.

 

[The Milkman]

Any chance for Costello to port this to PHP so that we can use this while in any Valwin threads or maybe even a handy dandy windows and mac port?

Yeah, I'm on it A.S.A.P not!.

I think engines like this do exist online though, I remember one named "Stupidifier" with a gauge to select the level of "dumb" you require in the translation.

I think it's mostly due to the green-and-black display I use and totally not because the app's main purpose is to poke fun at a co-user but I'm not going to change that. I'm just retro like that and if people don't like it then soooorryyyy.

UNACCEPTABLE! I AM A HARDCORE, MATURE GAMER WHO ONLY USES THE BEST AND MOST HARDEST WORKED ON HD DESIGNS LIKE MY PSPGO'S MENU. MAKE IT BETTER DAMMIT! AND ALSO MAKE IT THEMEABLE! I WANT TO GAWK AT MY BEAUTIFUL MW3 THEME (BEST FUCKING GAME EVER BTW) INSTEAD OF SOME GREEN AND BLACK DOS CRAP THAT MY GRANDMA USED BACK IN 1924!(Red bold underlined text make me cool)

Yeah, I'mma totally gonna make a better menu for it right now, you convinced me.

YOU BETTER! AS A FREELANCE DEVELOPER IT IS YOUR DUTY TO MAKE EVEN THE MOST UNREASONALBE REQUESTS TRUE SO YOU MAKE EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET HAPPY. EVERYONE!! AND ALSO ADD YOUTUBE AND A PS3 EMULATOR THAT HAS TURBO AND 2305P GRAPHICS.

 

[Foxi4]

YOU BETTER! AS A FREELANCE DEVELOPER IT IS YOUR DUTY TO MAKE EVEN THE MOST UNREASONALBE REQUESTS TRUE SO YOU MAKE EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET HAPPY. EVERYONE!! AND ALSO ADD YOUTUBE AND A PS3 EMULATOR THAT HAS TURBO AND 2305P GRAPHICS.

I really feel like a piece of shit for not enabling those options in the first place, I know the internet deserves better. I feel really horrible for betraying you by not meeting your expectations. I'll start working right away.

 

[The Milkman]

YOU BETTER! AS A FREELANCE DEVELOPER IT IS YOUR DUTY TO MAKE EVEN THE MOST UNREASONALBE REQUESTS TRUE SO YOU MAKE EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET HAPPY. EVERYONE!! AND ALSO ADD YOUTUBE AND A PS3 EMULATOR THAT HAS TURBO AND 2305P GRAPHICS.

I really feel like a piece of shit for not enabling those options in the first place, I know the internet deserves better. I feel really horrible for betraying you by not meeting your expectations. I'll start working right away.

AWWW YEAH! RED BOLDED CAPS LOCK TEXT ALWAYS WINS!
(I wish I could use this outside the EoF :c)

 

[Foxi4]

YOU BETTER! AS A FREELANCE DEVELOPER IT IS YOUR DUTY TO MAKE EVEN THE MOST UNREASONALBE REQUESTS TRUE SO YOU MAKE EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET HAPPY. EVERYONE!! AND ALSO ADD YOUTUBE AND A PS3 EMULATOR THAT HAS TURBO AND 2305P GRAPHICS.

I really feel like a piece of shit for not enabling those options in the first place, I know the internet deserves better. I feel really horrible for betraying you by not meeting your expectations. I'll start working right away.

AWWW YEAH! RED BOLDED CAPS LOCK TEXT ALWAYS WINS!
(I wish I could use this outside the EoF :c)

You know how people on Hot Lines usually say that everything's fine and they will deal with your issue immediatelly?

They lie. And they post the stupid shit you did online. Every Call Centere in the universe knows that J.Johnson just put a strawberry in his 360.

You think they give a rat's ass about inquiries? Nobody does! Now re-examine your own.

 

[The Milkman]

YOU BETTER! AS A FREELANCE DEVELOPER IT IS YOUR DUTY TO MAKE EVEN THE MOST UNREASONALBE REQUESTS TRUE SO YOU MAKE EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET HAPPY. EVERYONE!! AND ALSO ADD YOUTUBE AND A PS3 EMULATOR THAT HAS TURBO AND 2305P GRAPHICS.

I really feel like a piece of shit for not enabling those options in the first place, I know the internet deserves better. I feel really horrible for betraying you by not meeting your expectations. I'll start working right away.

AWWW YEAH! RED BOLDED CAPS LOCK TEXT ALWAYS WINS!
(I wish I could use this outside the EoF :c)

You know how people on Hot Lines usually say that everything's fine and they will deal with your issue immediatelly?

They lie. And they post the stupid shit you did online. Every Call Centere in the universe knows that J.Johnson just put a strawberry in his 360.

You think they give a rat's ass about inquiries? Nobody does! Now re-examine your own.

Wait. You are aware I'm joking right?

 

[Rydian]

I can't make any sort of ASP pun, so I'll kist say "I see what you did there" and be done with it.