Where I work now we don't say "I'm going to the toilet" instead we say "I'm going to the toilet to watch some porn". You can only get away with telling these jokes at work if you're working around men and men only.
When I find a better job I will miss the jokes we tell in the kitchen
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There are plenty of pretty waitresses working out the front. Close enough to talk to but distant enough they don't hear me talking about Japanese pussy.
You just have to know how to read the room. Or the kitchen, as it were.
Step 1 - Become the boss
Step 2 - Fire all the women
Step 3 - Joke all you want!
Step 4 - Goto court for sexual harrasement suit.
Step 2 - Fire all the women
Step 3 - Joke all you want!
Step 4 - Goto court for sexual harrasement suit.
This is 2023, you will have to keep firing people as some will transition during employment
On the other hand, some will transition after being fired. Do you hire them back?
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