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  • Can you fill in with meat a Female like you fill in with meat a Tamale?
    NO!
  • Can you eat Female the way you would eat Tamale?
    NO!
  • Can you find Female in street corners like you find Tamale in street corner?
    NO!
  • Can you buy Female like you can buy Tamale?
    NO!
  • Can you put Female in your pocket like you can put Tamale?
    NO!
That's why Tamales are superior to Females!

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Plus: Tamales don't scream if you attempt to fuck one.
 
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JuanMena said:
  • Can you fill in with meat a Female like you fill in with meat a Tamale?
    NO!
  • Can you eat Female the way you would eat Tamale?
    NO!
  • Can you find Female in street corners like you find Tamale in street corner?
    NO!
  • Can you buy Female like you can buy Tamale?
    NO!
  • Can you put Female in your pocket like you can put Tamale?
    NO!
That's why Tamales are superior to Females!

giphy.gif


Plus: Tamales don't scream if you attempt to fuck one.
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Buddy,
1 yeah I fill my wify with meat almost all nights
2 sometimes, I love to eat my wify's pink burger and sometimes some bites on the maracas, but only let me few times.
3 yeah, you find females at sale on most corners of downtown
4 It's no too legal but you can. the marriage is almost buy them.
5 My wify is 1.40 tall so no on my pocket but yes on my backpack :D
 
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impeeza said:
Buddy,
1 yeah I fill my wify with meat almost all nights
2 sometimes, I love to eat my wify's pink burger and sometimes some bites on the maracas, but only let me few times.
3 yeah, you find females at sale on most corners of downtown
4 It's no too legal but you can. the marriage is almost buy them.
5 My wify is 1.40 tall so no on my pocket but yes on my backpack :D
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What.

I've been looking for street corner tamales for two weeks now, but I won't find any.

By the way, happy Christmas, for all of you. Perverts. :shy:
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impeeza said:
Buddy,
1 yeah I fill my wify with meat almost all nights
2 sometimes, I love to eat my wify's pink burger and sometimes some bites on the maracas, but only let me few times.
3 yeah, you find females at sale on most corners of downtown
4 It's no too legal but you can. the marriage is almost buy them.
5 My wify is 1.40 tall so no on my pocket but yes on my backpack :D
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your eufemisms are a bit nasty, but funny. :)

"pink burger" :wub:
 
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HiradeGirl said:
What.

I've been looking for street corner tamales for two weeks now, but I won't find any.

By the way, happy Christmas, for all of you. Perverts. :shy:
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your eufemisms are a bit nasty, but funny. :)

"pink burger" :wub:
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Happy Christmas to your ugly ass too.
 
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