The other day
@godreborn,
@Hayato213 and
@CoolMe were trying to get something to eat.
Alas, our aforementioned tempers were broke at the time and desperate to get money to buy some pizzas and whatnot.
Suddenly,
@CoolMe grabbed a coin and realized something anusing:
CoolMe: *gasps* LOOK! -said to godreborn and hayato-
godreborn: What?
Hayato: A penny?
CoolMe: NO YOU DUMB FUCKS, LOOK CLOSELY!
godreborn:
Hayato:
CoolMe:
LOOK MY TINY HANDS! THEY SO TINY OMG!
godreborn: Yeah we know, so what?
CoolMe: Perhaps I own the smolest hands in the whole world. Why don't we go to the Guinness Records and see if I can get paid for it?
CoolMe seemed to had a good idea, and the other two didn't wanted to get behind.
@hayato and
@godreborn looked at each other, excited and took a good look at themselves.
Suddenly:
Hayato: *gasps* LOOK! -said to godreborn and CoolMe-
godreborn:
CoolMe:
Hayato:
My feet! They smol and probably I have the smolest feet in the whole world! Maybe I too can get paid!
godreborn took a second look at himself when suddenly:
godreborn: *gasps* LOOK! -said to Hayato and CoolMe-
godreborn: I have the smolest penis in the whole world! Maybe I too can get paid!
Our three friends got triple excited and decided to go to 45 W 45th St, New York, Guinness World Records offices and they explained the whole situation.
So, one by one entered the offices and got measured.
CoolMe went first and got out super happy with a 140K dollars check for his small hands.
Hayato went second and got out double happy with another 130K dollar check for his smol feet.
godreborn went third and got out super angry screaming: "WHO THE FUCK IS
@x65943 !?"