How an ice badger got its groove back

I wasn't always #1 at everything. There was a time when I only got an A on my Calculus final. That made me a little depressed for a while.
I mean, if I don't make everyone else look bad by comparison, then what is even the point?

That all changed when I learned how to breakdance and saved the community center from being demolished.

I later turned it into a worship center where people would come to sing praises to me and bring offerings of their life savings, which I gladly accepted.

Now I got my groove back, and my Calculus professor is an igloo.

Ah... so nice to see justice served.
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I came here to spectate a grand battle and this is what I get? I PAID $35 FOR THIS?! WHAT A RIPOFF! :angry:
 
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TALK TO THE BLACK MARKET DEALER OUTSIDE THE WALMART! HE SAID HE HAD SCALPED TICKETS AND CHARGED $35. AND I GET MILD ARGUING??? ONE STAR, WOULD NOT RECOMMEND. :hateit:
 
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