Blog entries by OctogenderIceBadger
Previously, on Badger Ball Zed...
"Let me go! You'll die too!" I pleaded to the lass holding me in a powerful grip as the kitten Mouser charged her mega death ray, preparing to blast me and her faithful compatriot to the death.
"It will all be worth it... to be rid of you!" She said, closing...
It has been a while since I posted a blog here telling of my daring exploits. People have asked me - nay, begged me to return and tell my tale. But though I heard the cries of the people - alas, I did not care.
Quarantined in my self-made igloo with my childselves, I fear I have begun to lose...
Journeying to a mysterious land, filled with snow-esque powder upon the ground -- suddenly, a mutated zombie-demon leapt from the
crevice of the earth, hoping to feed upon a tasty morsel (mainly of the Shesha's neckmeat variety) when she suddenly, and without warning or
thought, kicked with such...
The alien and the robotic drill-armed velociraptor horse (or RDVH for short) were on a sacred journey. A journey to find themselves. But mainly it was a journey to revive their fallen ally, Esperanza Cordova, blasted to the double darkness from whence he came. They traveled long and far to the...
'Twas the fifth of december in the summer of 1943. Many younglings galavanted about the rosemary bush, engaging in many acts of reindeer
games and other such tiddlywinks as those types of milquetoast individuals would perform.
"Murble," cried a gaily-feather'd mooncalf by the name of...
"Woman, you got me messed up," said Daquan one morning to his mother as he tossed a stone that did shatter.
"Whatchu on and whatchu see, O kin who is so close to me?" Replied the child's mother. "What could I say and what would I feel to one who is so boldly against his own field?"
"Oh, please...
A young thief named Mileek sat on his sink and stared at a leek. "Tasty it shows, but doth taking a taste would I grow?" He thought, and tickled the ears on his cheek.
"Pleasure on your tongue I shall place, just please remove the ears from your face." Said the leek with a wart now in its...
Sitting at my home in Antarctica with my thousands of asexually reproduced children-selves, they jumped upon my knee and shouted with glee.
"Motherfather! Motherfather! O, do tell us a story, couldn't you, O Motherfather?" One asked.
"Oh, do let's." Responded offspring #368, who for some reason...
"You always seem to smile when the moon is nigh," saith a nearby voluptuous female as she consumed an entire bag of potatoes, thinking how like the moon a shoe longs for the summer.
"And your face spins like a cord on a trunk doth spinneth, round and round about in its merry way," I replied...
Howdy y'all. I, Boldorf, the greatest thing that ever was or ever will be has been away for far too long. I heard the people's cries for help, but alas... I did not care.
Upon my usual visit to the home of a murbling mouser cat known as Mouser the XIV, I was suddenly abducted by several...
Ascending to the status of being worshipped as a god isn't easy, even when your abilities are beyond what is described as god-tier.
To accomplish my dream of being known by everyone on the planet, living or dead, I knew I had to get my name out there, and so I climbed Mt. Everest, training my...
It was a hot winter's day in a flagpole (I believe it was July) when my motherfather split into two and so I was borne.
Since the time of my birthing, I excelled at anything and everything. I was barely a year old when I discovered cold fusion, and promptly destroyed all evidence of it.
At...
The other day I got really turnt up with some of my homies, and now I can't get turnt down!
Any suggestions would be helpful as I gotta take my badger children to school, and nobody wants to be lit while children are around, ya dig?
Any help would be appreciated, unless it isn't good, in which...
I wasn't always #1 at everything. There was a time when I only got an A on my Calculus final. That made me a little depressed for a while.
I mean, if I don't make everyone else look bad by comparison, then what is even the point?
That all changed when I learned how to breakdance and saved the...
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TwoSpikedHands:
yall im torn... ive been hacking away at tales of phantasia GBA (the USA version) and have so many documents of reverse engineering i've done -
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I just found out that the EU version is better in literally every way, better sound quality, better lighting, and there's even a patch someone made to make the text look nicer
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TwoSpikedHands:
Do I restart now using what i've learned on the EU version since it's a better overall experience? or do I continue with the US version since that is what ive been using, and if someone decides to play my hack, it would most likely be that version?
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Sicklyboy:
@TwoSpikedHands, I'll preface this with the fact that I know nothing about the game, but, I think it depends on what your goals are. Are you trying to make a definitive version of the game? You may want to refocus your efforts on the EU version then. Or, are you trying to make a better US version? In which case, the only way to make a better US version is to keep on plugging away at that one
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Sicklyboy:
I'm not familiar with the technicalities of the differences between the two versions, but I'm wondering if at least some of those differences are things that you could port over to the US version in your patch without having to include copyrighted assets from the EU version
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TwoSpikedHands:
@Sicklyboy I am wanting to fully change the game and bend it to my will lol. I would like to eventually have the ability to add more characters, enemies, even have a completely different story if i wanted. I already have the ability to change the tilemaps in the US version, so I can basically make my own map and warp to it in game - so I'm pretty far into it!
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TwoSpikedHands:
I really would like to make a hack that I would enjoy playing, and maybe other people would too. swapping to the EU version would also mean my US friends could not legally play it
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TwoSpikedHands:
I am definitely considering porting over some of the EU features without using the actual ROM itself, tbh that would probably be the best way to go about it... but i'm sad that the voice acting is so.... not good on the US version. May not be a way around that though
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The Real Jdbye:
@TwoSpikedHands just switch, all the knowledge you learned still applies and most of the code and assets should be the same anyway -
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Karma177:
do y'all think having an sd card that has a write speed of 700kb/s is a bad idea?
trying to restore emunand rn but it's taking ages... (also when I finished the first time hekate decided to delete all my fucking files
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