How an ice badger got its groove back

I wasn't always #1 at everything. There was a time when I only got an A on my Calculus final. That made me a little depressed for a while.
I mean, if I don't make everyone else look bad by comparison, then what is even the point?

That all changed when I learned how to breakdance and saved the community center from being demolished.

I later turned it into a worship center where people would come to sing praises to me and bring offerings of their life savings, which I gladly accepted.

Now I got my groove back, and my Calculus professor is an igloo.

Ah... so nice to see justice served.
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OctogenderIceBadger
Yeah, I realize I have a reputation as being some sort of golden god, but I'm not always 100% perfect.
Though I'm pretty sure that teacher was just hatin'
 
OctogenderIceBadger
Y'all just jealous cuz I stack my paper to the ceiling and ride on 24-inch chrome.

I'm simply stating the fact that I'm better than everyone else 100%.

No reason to get so upset. It's just the cold-hard, unquestionable truth.
 
OctogenderIceBadger
Perhaps now you realize there is nothing you possess which I cannot take away.

It's my will. My will, not yours! I hold the keys to the kingdom... it's I! Me! ME!

I'M THE GOD!! I'M THE GOD!!!!!

...okay? So no more arguing, alright? Just admit that I am your king and all is forgiven.
 
OctogenderIceBadger
Well, I already am a mortal, I'm just OP
asf. But let's raise the stakes.

Loser owes the winner 2 oranges and his soul. Deal?
 
OctogenderIceBadger
Hmm. I see your stakes, and I raise them again.

Loser also has to swear fealty to the winner, treating him as both god and king, and create macaroni pictures and soap sculptures detailing their defeat for all time.

Deal? And yes, H1B1Esquire, you may crash on the couch of the loser as well.

Are you in, or out Lucar?
 
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@OctogenderIceBadger
So, if you lose, hypothetically or literally, I can crash on your couch? Good. I've got ramen and my own litterbox.
 
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