Chapter Two: Of Being Better than Everyone Ever

Ascending to the status of being worshipped as a god isn't easy, even when your abilities are beyond what is described as god-tier.

To accomplish my dream of being known by everyone on the planet, living or dead, I knew I had to get my name out there, and so I climbed Mt. Everest, training my mind and body for what was to come.

It was at this time that I was trapped in an avalanche, forced to consume my many-gendered children just to survive!

Crafting a spade from their bones I thus made my escape, and I was praised by the whole world over for my greatness.

But this was not enough. I would not rest until... I had become more well-known than anyone or anything ever.

I had a lot of work to do...

<<<to be continued>>>
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osaka35
I just escaped after being imprisoned for years, under a rock with the Rock. Who are you and how can I learn more? Also, do you grow more powerful when people worship you, or is it just kind of an ego thing?
 
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OctogenderIceBadger
Uh, my page description says it all.
I'm pretty much everything good and perfect and wonderful fused into a many-gendered badger with ice powers
 
H1B1Esquire
Is this why I haven't been able to crash on any couches? I had two bags of Cheetos and a case of Stella Artois.
 

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