So, I'm the greatest thing ever, right? Perfect in every way? Nov 7, 2017

Member, 21, from Antartica

OctogenderIceBadger was last seen:
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Dec 30, 2016
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    1. OctogenderIceBadger
      So, I'm the greatest thing ever, right? Perfect in every way?
    2. OctogenderIceBadger
      Anyone ever wonder if you're too cool for such a plain world? Please call me anytime
      1. TheGrayShow1467
        If I can transcend space and time, am I too cool for a plain world?
        Jan 7, 2017
      2. OctogenderIceBadger
        I would most probably say yes
        Jan 7, 2017
    3. OctogenderIceBadger
      Being number one at everything isn't easy, but it sure helps pay the bills
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      3. Lucar
        Who did you expect, Sportaflop?
        Jan 6, 2017
      4. smileyhead
        Jan 6, 2017
      5. OctogenderIceBadger
        If you ever heard the song "i Ōne dis game" by gmcfosho that's pretty much my theme song
        Jan 6, 2017
    4. TheGrayShow1467
      You are cool. Both literally and metaphorically.
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      2. OctogenderIceBadger
        Ah, I see you understood the Slick humor.
        I was worried I hadn't explained it well enough :p
        Dec 31, 2016
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  • About

    Aug 18, 1996 (Age: 21)
    Mother/father of Ice Badgers
    United States
    I have about 8 different genders all at once on any given day.
    I have ice powers, and I'm also a badger, so let that be known.
    How many badgers do you know that can shoot ice beams out of their eyes, and make igloos in under 2.5 seconds? Well, I met a couple but they're pretty rare.

    Mainly I enjoy wrestling with animals like 12 times my size, and feeding them to my multi-gendered badger babies who were borne from me.

    I'm also probably the raddest badger in the universe, so my homeboys call me "Slick", which is also a joke about ice being slick.

    Get it? Like cold, but also cool? Like, how ice is slick? Get it? See, it is funny because it goes both ways you know. Like me. Though I usually tend to go like 8 different ways, lol, being that I have 8 genders. Get it? Cuz I'm an octo gender, so I have 8 at once? Get it? Ah, you don't get it.

    P.S. Some people also call me the monster grandfather, but I usually just go by the name Boldorf. Follow me if this description makes you cry every time.


    Nice scenery.
    How about some nice love?
    Please call me anytime.
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