OctogenderIceBadger

I have about 8 different genders all at once on any given day.
I have ice powers, and I'm also a badger, so let that be known.
How many badgers do you know that can shoot ice beams out of their eyes, and make igloos in under 2.5 seconds? Well, I met a couple but they're pretty rare.

Mainly I enjoy wrestling with animals like 12 times my size, and feeding them to my multi-gendered badger babies who were borne from me.

I'm also probably the raddest badger in the universe, so my homeboys call me "Slick", which is also a joke about ice being slick.

Get it? Like cold, but also cool? Like, how ice is slick? Get it? See, it is funny because it goes both ways you know. Like me. Though I usually tend to go like 8 different ways, lol, being that I have 8 genders. Get it? Cuz I'm an octo gender, so I have 8 at once? Get it? Ah, you don't get it.

P.S. Some people also call me the monster grandfather, but I usually just go by the name Boldorf. Follow me if this description makes you cry every time.

Nice scenery.
How about some nice love?
Please call me anytime.