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Another forced marriage?

OK. I cook, I clean, I fix anything around the house or van or computer or household electronics, I can do taxes/accounts and sew as well, which also includes sewing you up when you slice yourself open. I don't paint and you would not want me to paint, will prep for it though. By similar token while I will build or copy anything then don't expect me to have any kind of aesthetic taste beyond "old school industrial stuff looks cool" and my preference in anything will be for it to be solid such that it will outlive me. I am too old for everything else and if you expect any kind of emotional support then... yeah you were lied to. The ninja assassin stuff will be for self defence only. I of course like playing computer games, board games and card games, local co-op is a favourite. If you are going to watch sports I will make myself scarce or fall asleep on the sofa (I have been known to snore, quite loudly at that), don't expect me to know the rules for any team sport or popular sport, much less anybody's name and definitely don't expect me to get excited about them. I got bored of drinking many years ago (you do you though) and have been told I can remove the fun of gambling for others with my maths, and said maths usually gets me kicked out of casinos and similar establishments when I am compelled to join them in them. If you are going to have pets make them real ones -- no yappy dogs I might mistake for rodents, said pets will all be trained in the ninja assassin tradition.

I will need a decent sized shed, garage or a basement to put my tools in as well as build a workbench in. I will put my books and games in such a place if I have to but somewhere clean in the house would be preferred. I do tend to bring home what most people consider junk, also building supplies I find in skips or abandoned on the side of the road.

Most people out there get on with your new in laws and you will have to work quite hard not to.

I think that is everything.
 

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OK. I cook, I clean, I fix anything around the house or van or computer or household electronics, I can do taxes/accounts and sew as well, which also includes sewing you up when you slice yourself open. I don't paint and you would not want me to paint, will prep for it though. By similar token while I will build or copy anything then don't expect me to have any kind of aesthetic taste beyond "old school industrial stuff looks cool" and my preference in anything will be for it to be solid such that it will outlive me. I am too old for everything else and if you expect any kind of emotional support then... yeah you were lied to. The ninja assassin stuff will be for self defence only. I of course like playing computer games, board games and card games, local co-op is a favourite. If you are going to watch sports I will make myself scarce or fall asleep on the sofa (I have been known to snore, quite loudly at that), don't expect me to know the rules for any team sport or popular sport, much less anybody's name and definitely don't expect me to get excited about them. I got bored of drinking many years ago (you do you though) and have been told I can remove the fun of gambling for others with my maths, and said maths usually gets me kicked out of casinos and similar establishments when I am compelled to join them in them. If you are going to have pets make them real ones -- no yappy dogs I might mistake for rodents, said pets will all be trained in the ninja assassin tradition.

I will need a decent sized shed, garage or a basement to put my tools in as well as build a workbench in. I will put my books and games in such a place if I have to but somewhere clean in the house would be preferred. I do tend to bring home what most people consider junk, also building supplies I find in skips or abandoned on the side of the road.

Most people out there get on with your new in laws and you will have to work quite hard not to.

I think that is everything.

I'm going to toilet now. I'm be back in a moment.
 
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