You're cooler online

[Ace Gunman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

 

[Sinkhead]

This video is not available in my country

 

[Ace Gunman]

This video is not available in my country

Brad Paisley - Online, there are likely other sources.

 

[Costello]

Lyrics (for the lazy)

Spoiler

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 'nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

[ Online lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'm cooler online

Yeah, I'll see ya online

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqNmYwxK2Z4&fmt=18

 

[CockroachMan]

lol.. nice..

 

[Eternal Myst]

lol

 

[SleepingDragon]

That's hillarious

 

[JPH]

Hehe, love that song.
Comes on my country station, Wizard 106.7!

 

[Westside]

Don't like the music, but the song is good. Is that you Ace Gunman?

 

[luke]

Ha ha so funny! Like the lyrics and I wonder how many people lie online like this and make things up to look cool.

I myself do not see any point because you cant get very far if you do.

 

[mthrnite]

CLAMSHELL IBOOK GET!

 

[moozxy]

This video is not available in my country

EDIT:Ah costello's works

 

[gizmo_gal]

Lol, when I was a lot younger I had an online identity, that lasted me a few years, but part of that was because I was scared I'd get a stalker and they'd come and kill me--I used that persona to throw off any potential stalkers.

Now though, I've gotten older and I decided that it was time to retire that online persona as it was goofy. For the last year I mostly just tell the truth online as I dont see the point of lying anymore

 

[VVoltz]

"Being mysterious online".
I remember when nobody knew anything about me. I don't miss those days. =)

 

[Gman 101]

Ha ha so funny! Like the lyrics and I wonder how many people lie online like this and make things up to look cool.

I myself do not see any point because you cant get very far if you do.

Heh in Australia, employers now look on Facebook, Myspace, Bebo etc. to see their applicant's profiles.