1. Ace Gunman

    OP Ace Gunman ~••Lucky҉Shot••~
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  2. Sinkhead

    Sinkhead yay p1ngpong.
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    This video is not available in my country [​IMG]
     
  3. Ace Gunman

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    Brad Paisley - Online, there are likely other sources.
     
  4. Costello

    Costello Headmaster
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    Lyrics (for the lazy)

    I work down at the Pizza Pit
    And I drive an old Hyundai
    I still live with my mom and dad
    I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
    I'm a scifi fanatic
    A mild asthmatic
    And I've never been to second base
    But there's whole 'nother me
    That you need to see
    Go checkout MySpace

    'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
    I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
    I drive a Maserati
    I'm a black-belt in karate
    And I love a good glass of wine
    It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
    I tell them I don't want nothing serious
    'Cause even on a slow day
    I could have a three way
    Chat with two women at one time
    I'm so much cooler online
    So much cooler online

    When I get home I kiss my mom
    And she fixes me a snack
    And I head down to my basement bedroom
    And fire up my Mac
    In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A
    Is when I got the chance with the marching band
    To play tuba in the Rose Parade

    [ Online lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
    Online I live in Malibu
    I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
    I'm single and I'm rich
    And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
    It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
    I tell them I don't want nothing serious
    'Cause even on a slow day
    I could have a three way
    Chat with two women at one time
    I'm so much cooler online
    So much cooler online

    When you got my kind of stats
    It's hard to get a date
    Let alone a real girlfriend
    But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
    Every time I login

    Online
    I'm out in Hollywood
    I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
    Even on a slow day
    I could have a three way
    Chat with two women at one time
    I'm so much cooler online
    Yeah, I'm cooler online
    I'm so much cooler online
    Yeah, I'm cooler online

    Yeah, I'm cooler online

    Yeah, I'll see ya online

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqNmYwxK2Z4&fmt=18
     
  5. CockroachMan

    CockroachMan Scribbling around GBATemp's kitchen.
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    lol.. nice.. [​IMG]
     
  6. Eternal Myst

    Eternal Myst Back from the Myst.
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  7. SleepingDragon

    SleepingDragon GBAtemp Advanced Fan
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    That's hillarious
     
  8. JPH

    JPH Banned
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    Hehe, love that song.
    Comes on my country station, Wizard 106.7! [​IMG]
     
  9. Westside

    Westside Sogdiana
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    [​IMG] Don't like the music, but the song is good. Is that you Ace Gunman? [​IMG]
     
  10. luke

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    Ha ha so funny! Like the lyrics and I wonder how many people lie online like this and make things up to look cool.

    I myself do not see any point because you cant get very far if you do.
     
  11. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.
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    CLAMSHELL IBOOK GET!
     
  12. moozxy

    moozxy hamboning
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    EDIT:Ah costello's works
     
  13. gizmo_gal

    gizmo_gal QWEEN of the RadioActive Force!!!
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    Lol, when I was a lot younger I had an online identity, that lasted me a few years, but part of that was because I was scared I'd get a stalker and they'd come and kill me--I used that persona to throw off any potential stalkers.

    Now though, I've gotten older and I decided that it was time to retire that online persona as it was goofy. For the last year I mostly just tell the truth online as I dont see the point of lying anymore [​IMG]
     
  14. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord
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    "Being mysterious online".
    I remember when nobody knew anything about me. I don't miss those days. =)
     
  15. Gman 101

    Gman 101 GBAtemp Fan
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    Heh in Australia, employers now look on Facebook, Myspace, Bebo etc. to see their applicant's profiles.
     
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