Your favorite game quotes

[Taleweaver]

"My name is Guybrush Threepwood and I want to be a mighty pirate." - monkey island series

"The cake is a lie!" - wall inscription, portal.

"A man chooses. A slave obeys" - Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

 

[TheProyGuy]

"do what you want, how you want, when you want." CAT's motto - "
"I got my values, so you can keep yours, all right?" Sakuraba Neku - The world ends with you
" " Chell - portal

 

[Bake]

"So, you offer your life in exchange for theirs?" - ExDeath
"Of course not. I offer yours." - Kain

It's cause of Liam O'Brien that it sounds so badass.

 

[The Real Jdbye]

DO A BARREL ROLL!

It's the only one I can think of right now.

 

[Attila13]

"I am error."

The Legend of Zelda II​

"It's over 9000."

Dragonball Z: Burst limit​

"Would you kindly?"

Bioshock​

"War. War never changes."

Fallout games​

"Where did you learn to fly?"

Cybermorph​

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"Man, this is like trying to find a bride in a brothel."

Uncharted: Drake's Fortune​

"I was an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim​

"I am the great mighty poo, and I’m going to throw my shit at you."

Conker’s Bad Fur Day​

"There are two ways of doing this. My way, or the he's a dead motherfucker way. You pick."

Conker’s Bad Fur Day​

These are the ones I remembered right now... Maybe I'll update it later!

P.S.
It seems that I can't format the game title text under the last quote to be as the other ones, right under the end of the quote, but strangely in the editor it shows it correctly, but when I click on the save it won't go any further then that... Is there a way do do it right?

 

[The Milkman]

 

[pyromaniac123]

"Hypothetically, if the only choice you've got is to do the wrong thing, then it's not really the wrong thing, It's more like fate." Vladimir Lem - Max Payne 2.

 

[XDel]

Perhaps you were expecting some surprise, for me to reveal a secret that had eluded you, something that would change your perspective of events, shatter you to your core. There is no great revelation, no great secret. There is only you.- Kreia

Knights of the Old Republic II

 

[chavosaur]

"Thank you for releasing me!" Dragons, Spyro The Dragon.
"Nyeh, neh neh neh neh" Thieves, Spyro the Dragon.

 

[ComeTurismO]

I'll kill you!

THANK YOU MARIO! *KISS*

 

[Deleted_171835]

"Hey Listen" - Zelda OOT



Actually I take that back, fuck you Navi! >:(

 

[Terenigma]

Snake? Snake??!! SNAKE?!?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!

 

[BORTZ]

"I wear shorts because they are comfy and easy to wear." -Youngster Joey
"My ratata is in the top percentage" -Youngster Joey, if you are dumb enough to let him have your phone number
"I came as soon as I heard you beat the elite 4 " -Professor Oak apparently has some weird fetish about people beating the elite 4. Gross Oak. Gross.

 

[The Masked Man]

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" -Tidus, Final Fantasy X

 

[Eerpow]

"I wear shorts because they are comfy and easy to wear." -Youngster Joey
"My ratata is in the top percentage" -Youngster Joey, if you are dumb enough to let him have your phone number
"I came as soon as I heard you beat the elite 4 " -Professor Oak apparently has some weird fetish about people beating the elite 4. Gross Oak. Gross.

Random trainers says the strangest things.
"If I'm wearing a bikini... where do I put my pokéballs? Teehee... woman's secret!"

 

[NightsOwl]

"Shanoooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

When first playing Ecclesia that clip gave me shivers. It was great. Made me feel bad too. ;_;

"Listen well Medusa! Your days of darkness are numbered, Prepare to meet the light!"
It's corny, but I think it's cool. ;_;

 

[Catastrophic]

"Interested in my body, aren't you?"
"not interested"
"oh? You're into THAT?"
"I like girls, but now... It's about justice"

-Castle Shikigami 2

 

[Pokecix]

Cave Johnson:All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!
GLaDOS: Yeah.
Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: Get Mad!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?
GLaDOS: Yeah, take the lemons!
Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
GLaDOS: Oh, I like this guy.
Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!
GLaDOS: Burn it down! Burning people. He says what we're all thinking.

 

[chavosaur]

"If I had a sandcastle, I'd name it Fort PattyTown III and Fort PattyTown III would have a big bakesale every Monday." ~ Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants battle for bikini bottom.

 

[kehkou]

"Ohh, I see! Context-sensitive! Clever!" -Conker Squirrel
"Princess Ruto got the Spiritual Stone of Water! But...why...Princess Ruto?" - LoZ: OoT
"Hello, Baby!" - Man eating plant from Monster Party
"Why are you staring at me like that? What, is there something stuck on my face?" - Tatl from LoZ: MM
"Y'all don't wanna start me with a gun in yo face! O.G.! O.G.!" "Man, Shut the fuck up!" -O.G. "rap" and response from CJ from GTA SA
("Something you wanna say") "Yeah, nice Butt!" Solid Snake in MGS: TS