You know your game sucks when. . .

[mthrnite]

You know your game sucks when it has an event horizon, past which even light cannot escape.

 

[Killermech]

You know your game sucks when the clerks force you to sign a contract where you can never return it again after you bought it.

 

[Sil3n7]

Finish my sentence. EA Sports...


"It's in the game you bought last year"?

Wow you got it!

 

[chalupa]

Now i come to give life to this thread!

you know your game sucks when Jack Thompson labels it as a breath of fresh air to the gaming industry.

When the words "super" and "64" are in the title yet is released for the xbox 360.

When the game has a price tag of -$5.99

When your game was used to torture innocent Jews in concentration
camps.

When the game is made of 100% recyclable material, including the disk itself.

When the loading screen is the best part of the game.

When the ESRB rates it T for terd.

 

[thegame07]

you know your game sucks when the option menus are more exciting than the game itself.

 

[chalupa]

You know your game sucks when it is known to be the leading cause of cancer.

 

[Da Foxx]

You know when your game sucks when it has a rating below 4.

 

[gov78]

When the in game music makes ur ears bleed and game play causes Aids of the eyes and hands

 

[jaxxster]

When even the nerds at school refuse to play it.

 

[Spikey]

You know your game sucks when it's been out for the DS for 2 years and it's sold less than 1,000 copies worldwide. (seeing as how many damned DSs have been sold worldwide to date

)

You know your game sucks when stores are paying customers to take copies to clear their shelves/storage rooms.

You know your game sucks when you have to bribe people with Halo 3 beta to buy it.

 

[superkyre]

You know your game sucks if Seanbaby refers to it in EGM.

You know your game sucks if it suddenly ejects your flash memory card out of your flash cart. Then it ejects your flash cart.

You know your game sucks if it was originally on a home console and was directly ported to a portable console. By Sony.

You know your game sucks... so's your face.

 

[pikachucrackpipe]

You know your game sucks when the clerks force you to sign a contract where you can never return it again after you bought it.

man you shop at bestbuy and target too much

 

[Sil3n7]

You know your game sucks when you have to bribe people with Halo 3 beta to buy it.

Too true

BTW: Thanks for ressurecting this thread Chalupa

 

[megatron_lives]

You know your game sucks when people would rather be posting "you know your game sucks when..." on forums rather than playing it

Peace

 

[FrozenOne23]

You know your game sucks when shops are too shy to put it for sale.

You know your game sucks when it's given away for free (or even better, with 20 bucks with it)

You know your game sucks when it won't get dumped to prevent people from playing it.

You know your game sucks when it's in the budget corner on the release date.

You know your game sucks when even gamespot refuses to review it.

You know your game sucks when people still laugh about it in 2020.

 

[Mewgia]

You know your game sucks when the only use it gets is as a rifle target.

 

[Mangofett]

You know your game sucks when you have to pay release groups large sums of money to dump it.

 

[Westside]

When you have to make a post on GBAtemp about how much it sucks.

 

[bobrules]

You know your "backup" game sucks when a rom trimmer trimms the entire data.

 

[Mangofett]

You know your game sucks when it has "Zelda" in the title.






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