You can't buy happiness

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or has not eaten bacon in weeks.

on on a fitness diet and trying to get in shape again.

haven't had bacon in a while

for a good week i seem smell bacon 24/7 now.

i just want abs...


....olute all the bacon.

 

[FAST6191]

I never got the fondness for bacon.

I have had people try me on all the styles -- traditional English, smoked, maple, rind, back, Canadian, variously fried to the floppy whatever you get from chip van to crispy as you like... that are otherwise spectacular cooks and every time it just is unpleasant salty fatty nastiness that I would thank you to not have to eat and generally avoid. For instance I will choke down a cheeseburger even if such things are usually a waste of good cheese but I will take the bacon out/leave it on the side, don't like it in quiche and otherwise will turn anything with it in down.

People say it is the meat that turns vegetarians back... not even close for me. I can walk past 50m of bacon rolls just finished and it is only going to be the bread that makes me hungry. Stick a roast leg of lamb in front of me on the other hand.

Oh and in a move that will probably finish the being chased off with pitchforks bit. I don't even like frazzles.

 

[AmandaRose]

I never got the fondness for bacon.

I have had people try me on all the styles -- traditional English, smoked, maple, rind, back, Canadian, variously fried to the floppy whatever you get from chip van to crispy as you like... that are otherwise spectacular cooks and every time it just is unpleasant salty fatty nastiness that I would thank you to not have to eat and generally avoid. For instance I will choke down a cheeseburger even if such things are usually a waste of good cheese but I will take the bacon out/leave it on the side, don't like it in quiche and otherwise will turn anything with it in down.

People say it is the meat that turns vegetarians back... not even close for me. I can walk past 50m of bacon rolls just finished and it is only going to be the bread that makes me hungry. Stick a roast leg of lamb in front of me on the other hand.

Oh and in a move that will probably finish the being chased off with pitchforks bit. I don't even like frazzles.

I could just about accept your hatred for bacon but then you brought frazzles into the mix. You have went too far this time. Way tok far @FAST6191

 

[FAST6191]

I could just about accept your hatred for bacon but then you brought frazzles into the mix. You have went too far this time. Way tok far @FAST6191

So angry you can't even type...

Anyway standard offer of come and have a go if you think you are hard enough. I shall be here eating my nice lidl monster claw pickled onion that taste like 80s/90s pickled onion monster munch.

 

[AmandaRose]

So angry you can't even type...

Nah just walking the dog and typing at the same time. And I totally agree with you for probably the first time ever Monster Claws are awesome.

 

[Stealphie]

pets exist.

 

[AmandaRose]

I can buy vodka. Vodka makes me happy. So yes you can buy happiness.