Yo Mama

[OSW]

haha Renegade_R. nice one!

Yo mommas so fat, when yo daddy drives her around, he gotta refuel every 5 seconds!

Yo mommas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
(a personal favourite of mine)

Yo mommas so fat, that when she tries to walk she gets stuck in her own fat!

Yo mommas

 

[Mewgia]

Yo mamma is like a vacuum, she sucks and she blows and gets laid in a closet.
Yo mamma so fat that when she walked in front of the TV I missed three shows.
Yo mamma so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo mamma so fat that when she put on yellow clothes and went outside people wondered why there were two suns.
Yo mamma so poor that when she wanted to buy a Junior Burger at Burger King she had to put it on layaway.
Yo mamma so ugly that the doctors had to cover your eyes as you were being born because they feared that the shock of seeing her face would kill you.
Yo mamma so ugly that when she goes out to be a prostitute nobody uses her even though it's free.

 

[Taras]

yo mama so fat that after bootknocking, I rolled over twice and was still on top of her
yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left
yo mama got an afro with a chinstrap

 

[zone97]

I could'a been yo daddy, but the other brother had more bannanas and coaxed yo momma outa da tree.

 

[Rayder]

Yo Mama is so fat, she has her own gravity field.

 

[stretch]

Your mom's face makes blind children cry. Owned Beeitch.

LAWLZ asdoifjosadjf holy shit

 

[VmprHntrD]

Here's a few off the top of my head:

- Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger out of Washington's nose.
- Yo momma is such a skank she started a 'Hands Across My Ass' charity drive.
- Yo momma is nasty she made Right Guard turn left and roll on roll off.
- Yo momma is so nasty when she smiles it slows traffic.
- Yo momma is like a nascar, burns four rubbers a night.
- Yo momma is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow.
- Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a good turn.
- Yo momma is like the 7-11, everyone goes there to get a Slurpee or a Big Gulp.
- Yo momma is so fat, when she does hopscotch it goes a little something like this... California, Nevada, Colorado, Montana, the Dakotas...

I got more, but that's a good start.

 

[TLSpartan]

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

 

[Taras]

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1
Yo mama so old she owes Jesus three dollars
Yo mama so hairy she looks like Fidel Castro eating a london broil
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC she licks other people's fingers