Yo Mama

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Apr 11, 2007

Yo Mama by Taras at 2:16 AM (2,800 Views / 0 Likes) 48 replies

  1. Taras
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    Member Taras I'm Not Hating, I'm Just Sayin'

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    Yo Mama got one leg and works at IHOP

    I told yo mama it was chilly outside and she got a spoon

    etc... etc..
     


  2. GBA_Temper

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    Humm DON'T BE TALKING ABOUT MY MOMA!!!

    I guess the reason why you talking about my moma because your moma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck. And I guess she started to leaking bacon juice... [​IMG]
     
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    Youre mothers like a squirrel, always got 2 nuts in her mouth [​IMG]
     
  4. juggernaut911

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    yo momma is so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was ticketed for mooning an officer!!!
    [​IMG]
     
  5. JPH

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    Your mom's face makes blind children cry. Owned Beeitch.
     
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    lmfao at qusai
    "Youre" wtg [​IMG] NEWAYS

    Your mother told me you were born on the freeway, cuz that's where "Accidents" happen!
    Your mother is like a brick, flat on both sides, heavy, and laid by Mexicans all day!

    /burn!!!!
    I think we need a Yo Mama joke of the month voting box!!!
     
  7. thegame07

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    your mama is a prostitute and she got a vagina sewed to her hip so she could make a little extra money on the side. [​IMG]
     
  8. Taras
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    Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

    Yo mama cross eyed and watches TV in stereo

    Yo mama got a glass eye with a goldfish
     
  9. JPH

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    Dude, game07, thats so terrible...it's funny!
     
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    The reason why you talking about my moma because you moma rejected you for looking like this..[​IMG]
     
  11. Taras
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    Seconded!
     
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    well thank you [​IMG]
     
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    ya, thegame gets +1 in my book [​IMG]
     
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    OHFG LOL I JUST READ THIS HAHAHAHAHAH [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] NICE!!!
     
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    [​IMG]=JPH11200?? [​IMG]
     
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    well heres GBA-temper's Mom's auto biography cover!!!!
    [​IMG]

    [/ownage]
    [​IMG] beat that!!!!!
    (^Hotwheels^)
     
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    OMFG man why would you post a picture of my mom!!! I told you to keep it a secrete!!!! Since you speaded my secrete I will show your MOM!![​IMG]
     
  18. qusai

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    haha, rice, didn't notice that shit, one of the reasons why I'm not majoring in english [​IMG]

    Your mothers like a napkin, use her once and throw her away..
    Your mothers like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn on her [​IMG]

    GBA_Temper, your mom makes her look skinny
     
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    GBA_TEmper...keep my moma out of this, and I'll keep myself out your mom. Damn, owned.
     
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    Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!!!!
    oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

    Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!!!! [​IMG]
    burn X2

    Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
    ... next

    Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
    ooooooo!

    Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
    retard!

    Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out!!!!!!!!!!!!




    thats is the definition of pwnage!!!!!
     

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