Except for the fact that those aren't the games I listed.
Just, you know, tiny little fact right there.
I agree! The last girl I had sex with wanted to know my secret!
(Lol she was ready to write a reference for me.. I was just that good
. She was only joking about the reference though )
(Lol she was ready to write a reference for me.. I was just that good
. She was only joking about the reference though )
Some people will disagree with me, but if my choice is between having fun in the sack with my girlfriend and killing people in Halo/CoD/whatever, the Xbox is off like it's gonna start a fire.
Quoting my own post, and then I'm done.
*switch positions, get on top, and yell* "KING OF THE HILL."
A pretty frivolous finding since they didn’t bother to establish a baseline to compare it to. My guess would be that majority of guys are pretty crummy in bed, though. I can't see stuff like Fifty Shades of Grey selling otherwise, a series which I believe owes its massive success to an audience of sexually repressed women.
Also, somewhere in here there's a pun to be made about button mashing.
Also, somewhere in here there's a pun to be made about button mashing.
I'd like to share this mental image...
A girl walking into her hubbies gaming room (he's busy playing a game).
girl: I participated in a survey today...
man: that's nice of you, honey.
girl: say...what was that name of that...gaming computer you have there already?
man: darling...it's a pc. It does more than playing games, you know?
girl: it does? I hardly ever see you do anything else with it.
man: *in defense* I do them...honestly. This thing isn't just for gaming!
girl: so it's not an xbox?
man: what? No! Hell, no. Damnit, not again. How many times do I have to tell you: this is NOT an xbox!
girl: it's a microsoft, isn't it? So how is it different?
man: *bites his hand in frustration* It...just isn't the same. It really isn't. Okay?
girl: I told them it was an xbox.
man: God...what...how...why did you do that?! You could just come and check. Or ask. There was no reason to...damnit, woman! Can't you remember anything?
girl: they asked me how well you were in bed. I told them you were 'excellent'.
man: ...
man: aw, honey. I love you. At least you've got the IMPORTANT part correct.
I blame Cee Lo Green.
But this is telling. All home consoles used to be "playstations" to disinterested non-gamers, and before that it was "nintendo". And all handheld gaming devices are still "gameboys" to parents
Person over 40: Get off your gameboyAnd all handheld gaming devices are still "gameboys" to parents
Me: This is a PSP
later that day...
Person over 40: Still on your gameb
Me: ITS NOT A FUCKING GAMEBOY!
I dont give this study any credit. I feel like its one of those things that correlate with the real reason.
Such as ice cream sales are up in the summer.
So are the number of rape crimes.
Ice cream drives people to rape.
NOPE.
Such as ice cream sales are up in the summer.
So are the number of rape crimes.
Ice cream drives people to rape.
NOPE.
Let us bow our heads in silence for those people in this thread that are butthurt that they aren't as good as the 360 Master Race.
Join me in drinking from the goblets full of their everlasting tears.
May I end this with the phrase repeated throughout the pages. I beg you, I beg you don't cry.
Join me in drinking from the goblets full of their everlasting tears.
May I end this with the phrase repeated throughout the pages. I beg you, I beg you don't cry.
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