Willy Wonka's missing chapter

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Aug 21, 2011

Willy Wonka's missing chapter by Xuphor at 9:35 PM (2,697 Views / 0 Likes) 32 replies

  1. Xuphor
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    For those that don't know, there was a chapter missing from the book, muchless it never made it into either film. There was meant to be a sixth golden ticket winner, Miranda Piker. She was one of those children that LOVED school, and hated vacations. They are just entering the room for Spotty Powder, which is also the chapter's name. This chapter is 100% real, and was omitted from all publications of the story. It was found several years later, after the author died, in his writing desk drawer. After reading it myself, I'm pretty sure I can understand why it was deleted. [​IMG]

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     


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    Willy Wonka's Missing Tonker [​IMG]
     
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    Why was it removed?
    This is pure genious!



    Since where talking about Big-Willy I would like to say that the Johnny Depp version was terrible.
    Oh, and anyone here remember "Square candies that look round"?
     
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    It wasn't terrible, it was just different.
     
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    Yeah, I love both versions.
     
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    Member Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    Me too.
     
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    Do you guys actually think I was serious?

    Oh, and does anyone remember Square candies that look round?
    ANYONE?
     
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    me three.
     
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    HAS ANYONE EVEN READ THE BOOK???
     
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    IT'S A BOOK??? [​IMG]
     
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    Then why didn't you post it in the Book section?
     
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    Didn't even know it existed. If you feel it goes there, move it there.
     
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    Might as well.
     
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    The original will still be greater than the modern version, even if the modern version is more accurate to the book.
     
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    This isn't about the modern or even the old MOVIE versions. This is from the book.
     
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    Wh- wh...

    Why wasn't this in the book? This is amazing!
     
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    For some reason, I don't think the fact that Willy Wonka is grinding humans into a powder, and feeding that powder to kids would would have gone over so well when the book was written [​IMG]
    I like the chapter too though.
     
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    WTF!? That...that was seriously twisted [​IMG]
     
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