A major reason I care about being able to decrypt modern Nintendo games is because the 3D models for characters have damn fine bodies. Then I can stare at them from any angle I want in a model viewer, and even mess with them to see if they're hiding anything underneath. And for the Rule 34 with them. Oftentimes fantasy is prettier than reality, and with all the variety, there's something for everybody. Nothing weird about fapping to fictional characters.
A console is hacked to me if I can decrypt games. I don't care about much else. That and emulation.