Wii HAS no hardware...

[Mangofett]

A follow up to my post guys!

http://gbatemp.net/index.php?showtopic=54468

Anyways, eager to finally found out about the hardware in the Nintendo Wii, I opened up the case and was excited to see the different chips and all. The problem was there were no chips in there.

The things powering Wii are small gnomes and a couple of hamsters. And you know what the graphics on the Wii games are too? Well, the gnomes dress up to the different characters in the game and cosplay in front of backgrounds on cardboard paper inside the Wii. It's all happening in real time. Every time a player moves the Wiimote or presses a button, a probe inserted in the gnome's rectum sends an electrical shock to the gnome to inform it what it should do. I also found out that the Wiimote is made of Mortadella cheese. It tastes pretty well. Now this is something Playstation 3 and Xbox 360 has not. Wii rocks!

 

[Destructobot]

Are the hamsters bigger than the gnomes?

 

[Mangofett]

Yes, I also think the reason the Wii has no chips inside is because those fat ass hamsters ate them all. If you add more chips for them your Wii will run faster and display in 1080p.

I recommend Lays. But not the vinegar flavored ones.

 

[jimmy j]

maybe these gnomes have something to do with the 360 hardware failures as well?

 

[Mewgia]

I can confirm that this is true. I looked inside my Wii.

 

[Caoimhin]

Are there Wiis with Bidoofs inside?

 

[Veho]

The Wii has no hardware. It is a series of (hamster) tubes.

 

[Kasoz]

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[noamkot]

I guess too much Vodka can do that to people...

 

[juggernaut911]

lol to post #1

 

[Seyiji]

maybe these gnomes have something to do with the 360 hardware failures as well?Â

No the 360 has little gremlins that eat the green rings and when finished feel guilty and replace them with red ones they also shit in the dvd drive

 

[Veho]

I also found out that the Wiimote is made of Mortadella cheese. It tastes pretty well.

I always thought Mortadella was a sort of huge salami...

No matter! Cheese me! It must be one helluva cheese if the Wiimote costs that much. Could it be the same cheese the Moon is made of?

 

[Destructobot]

I just realized something. If the Wii is powered by rodents and little people and cheese, aren't they technically hardware? If so, isn't this whole "Wii HAS no hardware" thread a lie?

 

[mthrnite]

maybe these gnomes have something to do with the 360 hardware failures as well?Â

No, the 360 has little army men inside. As for the hardware failures, it's not the soldiers' fault, they're just following orders.

 

[Veho]

I just realized something. If the Wii is powered by rodents and little people and cheese, aren't they technically hardware?

Well rodents and cheese aren't that hard, they are more sort of... squishy.

Squishware!

 

[iTech]

I also found out that the Wiimote is made of Mortadella cheese. It tastes pretty well.
I always thought Mortadella was a sort of huge salami...

For once you're right. Mortadella is a big round piece of meat with white spots on it. Just like my ass.
He probably meant Mozzarella.

 

[CockroachMan]

You people are obviously liars!
Everyone knows that if you open up a Wii.. you die!

 

[jimmy j]

maybe these gnomes have something to do with the 360 hardware failures as well?Â

No the 360 has little gremlins that eat the green rings and when finished feel guilty and replace them with red ones they also shit in the dvd drive

I thought my discs smelled funny

 

[rashef]

I just realized something. If the Wii is powered by rodents and little people and cheese, aren't they technically hardware?
Well rodents and cheese aren't that hard, they are more sort of... squishy.

Squishware!

You're wrong, they're obviously made on farms'n'stuff so they're Farm'n'stuffware .

 

[Veho]

You're wrong, they're obviously made on farms'n'stuff so they're Farm'n'stuffware .

So, Wii is produce?

"I'll have a pound of your cucumbers, two pounds of potatoes, please, and two pounds of Wii"
"Oh, you'll love it, ma'am, it's fresh from the farm."