# Who's typeing like a turtle on crack?

#### Zhongtiao1

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Smoke meat not drugs.

(Otherwise the TeDdyLAnD bears will eat your soul(s) )

jDSX

#### Zhongtiao1

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O

This was meant to be EOF. Rip

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R u a tortoise?

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#### drenal

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Smoke meats AND drugs. Unlimited power.

#### Zhongtiao1

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Smoke meats AND drugs. Unlimited power.

NO. Meats and drugs destroy your power. After all, simple math: positive times a negative equals a negative

Smokr meat not drugs

#### drenal

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NO. Meats and drugs destroy your power. After all, simple math: positive times a negative equals a negative

Smokr meat not drugs
If you smoke the drugs using the meat then you'll get UNLIMITED POWER

#### Zhongtiao1

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If you smoke the drugs using the meat then you'll get UNLIMITED POWER

No, you don't understand. The drugs dilute the power of the meat. You'll end up having no power at all

#### slaphappygamer

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No, you don't understand. The drugs dilute the power of the meat. You'll end up having no power at all
Now you’re MEATLESS!

#### Zhongtiao1

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turtles belong in the eof

Turtles should roam free! Otherwise they start typing and eventually that leads to them doing crack.

After all kids. Typeing is the gateway drug to crack

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#### rileysrjay

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