Thanks for the compliment. I'm feeling generous now.
One more.
This one requires audience feedback though. I don't want to be one-sided.
Here we go!
So an old man is riding backseat to an old lady on a plane. The old lady has a dog. It's yipping and yapping. Really grating on the guy. Well, at least it's late 1980, so the old man decides to mellow out by lighting up a cigar.
Not a moment after he started feeling relaxed, the old lady with the annoying dog decides to add her annoying voice to the mix.
"Would ya mind putting that cigar out!? Fluffy here is allergic to cigar smoke."
"Well, I'm allergic to dogs," the old man chimes back.
"What can I do to get you to put out that stinky cigar, mister," the old lady says.
"I'll do it if you put out that dog."
"Fine!"
Surprised to hear that the old lady is willing to snuff out her own precious toy poodle, the mister was intrigued.
"Okay. I'm going to toss my cigar out of the airlock if are willing to toss out your dog."
"Okay." says the woman, not missing a beat.
Still doubtful of the situation, thinking that she must have a trick up her sleeve, he doubles down....
"You have to toss the dog first, though, that's the only way."
Surprisingly, the old woman agrees to this, and callously tosses her dog out of the airlock without any hesitation.
The old man can't believe that this is happening, but decides that it would be just too cruel to renege on his wager. So, he tosses the cigar thinking that the situation was settled... but it was not.
Little did he notice, the old woman still had her dog's leash in hand. When he realized his folly, it was already too late. The old woman yanked on the leash and up popped the dog! But guess what was in its mouth?