Gaming What happened to the 3DS eshop??

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It used to have its fair share of cancer titles, with some deliberately taking advantage of some of Nintendo policy, like Football Up being in the "special offer" section since the day it came out.

I'm what you could call a "power gamer" for this console and I would play anything from the 3DS shop that looks "ok", but today I ended up getting nothing. Why? Because everything is TRASH. With the release of the Switch you'd think that developers would do the same thing they did with the DS and going full "fuck it" to provide the craziest or most awesome ideas, but no. We've got fake retro games and first-part games that make you ask why does Nintendo hate the 3DS so much. I'm very disappointed.


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By the way, if you know any good casual game for the 3DS I haven't played yet, please let me know.
 

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It used to have its fair share of cancer titles, with some deliberately taking advantage of some of Nintendo policy, like Football Up being in the "special offer" section since the day it came out.

I'm what you could call a "power gamer" for this console and I would play anything from the 3DS shop that looks "ok", but today I ended up getting nothing. Why? Because everything is TRASH. With the release of the Switch you'd think that developers would do the same thing they did with the DS and going full "fuck it" to provide the craziest or most awesome ideas, but no. We've got fake retro games and first-part games that make you ask why does Nintendo hate the 3DS so much. I'm very disappointed.


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By the way, if you know any good casual game for the 3DS I haven't played yet, please let me know.
Gurumin? Cave Story? Shovel Knight?
 

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Ever played WarioWare: Touched? I've had it on my 3DS for a while now but just started playing it last night. Fun game!

Hopefully VC counts in this discussion. :)
 
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all the zeldas (majora mask and albw especially)? zelda a link to the past (somewhat aging graphics but great gameplay)? boxboy? boxboxboy? soon there will be a 3rd boxboy sequel... if you wanna hear lots of recomendations just ask for them... I have some
 

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Gunman Clive 1/2 (but you probably already knew that), Tetris Axis/Ultimate, Binding of Isaac, Gunslugs 1/2, Pokémon Rumble World, Sega 3-D Classics, Quest of Dungeons, Ninja Usagimaru, Harvest Moon TToTT 3-D, Zen Pinball 3-D, River City: Tokyo Rumble, Witch and Hero 1/2, Rayman 3-D, 50 Classic Games 3-D, Out Run 3-D, Streets of Rage 3-D, Yu-Gi-Oh: World Duel Carnival, Shin Megami Tensei: Soul Hackers/IV/IV:A, Return to Popolocrois: Story of Seasons Fairytale, Swords and Darkness, Excave II, Severed, Moco Moco Friends, Justice Chronicles, Sonic Generations, Code of Princess, Breath of Fire II, Unlucky Mage, Kirby: Planet Robobot, Mercenary Saga 2/3, and a few others that you probably played.
 

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Ever played WarioWare: Touched? I've had it on my 3DS for a while now but just started playing it last night. Fun game!

Hopefully VC counts in this discussion. :)
It was one of my first games for the DS [emoji14] awesome game. Wish they made one for the 3DS.

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all the zeldas (majora mask and albw especially)? zelda a link to the past (somewhat aging graphics but great gameplay)? boxboy? boxboxboy? soon there will be a 3rd boxboy sequel... if you wanna hear lots of recomendations just ask for them... I have some
I don't like Zelda games, so I'll pass. I have Link's Awakening DX but...ehh...

I played the first two box boy.

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Gunman Clive 1/2 (but you probably already knew that), Tetris Axis/Ultimate, Binding of Isaac, Gunslugs 1/2, Pokémon Rumble World, Sega 3-D Classics, Quest of Dungeons, Ninja Usagimaru, Harvest Moon TToTT 3-D, Zen Pinball 3-D, River City: Tokyo Rumble, Witch and Hero 1/2, Rayman 3-D, 50 Classic Games 3-D, Out Run 3-D, Streets of Rage 3-D, Yu-Gi-Oh: World Duel Carnival, Shin Megami Tensei: Soul Hackers/IV/IV:A, Return to Popolocrois: Story of Seasons Fairytale, Swords and Darkness, Excave II, Severed, Moco Moco Friends, Justice Chronicles, Sonic Generations, Code of Princess, Breath of Fire II, Unlucky Mage, Kirby: Planet Robobot, Mercenary Saga 2/3, and a few others that you probably played.
Wait, is River City THAT River City for the nes? Is it available in Europe? Also I have played the rest except Tetris (I have the dsi version) and Pokemon rumble (I find it stupid. And I'm a bf pokefan).

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People complained that Nintendo was being too restrictive with the eShop. But when they loosened up, it opened the floodgates to shit. This is what happens when you don't allow a filter.
 
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I don't like Zelda games, so I'll pass. I have Link's Awakening DX but...ehh...

I played the first two box boy.

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A link to the past is a lot different then awakening... I wont tell ya what to do but still...
Retro city rampage? Have u tried it? Great game...
Triforce heroes- its a zelda but not really... a multiplayer spinoff. Short levels, lots of fun with friends and online... coop and pvp... even my friends that dont like zelda love this game
Picross- all of them. Pokemon is my favorite. Also theres the "new" 3d one
Binding of isaac- new3ds only- no way you completed it... one of the major reasons for me buying n3ds and not o3ds. Great roguelike-like game, just play it.
 

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Wait, is River City THAT River City for the nes? Is it available in Europe?

Yes, you're right; I think both (NES and 3DS) RCR are on eshop. Not sure if EU has them, though. I'd definitely recommend both Tetris games if you don't have them. An upgrade from DSi, to say the least.
 

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