Video Game Logic

[Guild McCommunist]

Russians are always evil. Always.

 

[DeadLocked]

ITT: The gameplay of any RPG ever.

 

[JulietStMoon]

ITT: The gameplay of any RPG ever.

If your character only has 1HP left in a turn-based battle against the boss, and the boss attacks, your character will just stand there and take the hit. After all, that's only fair, right?

 

[Tsuteto]

*You come to a fallen pillar. You stand there, looking at your destination right beyond it. It would take 10 seconds to just jump over the pillar and walk over to it. But no, you're told to find another way around. So you spend two hours, going some long way around, only to find out someone has taken what you were searching for, all because you can't jump over a freakin' pillar.
*A dead baby will give you a super powerful beam that you can destroy anything with.
*Have cape, will fly
*Whenever you walk into a room that you can see just fine, you have to stand in the doorway as it loads.
*By kicking your feet really fast, you can float just a little higher.
*Despite you and your foe being in completely different time periods, you're going to smash each other's faces in anyway.
*You just got hit by a sword across your chest! Just a flesh wound. You just punched the guy who sliced you in his arm! He's down and out.
*Delivering papers to earn a little cash: Have an entire training course to become better at doing so.
*Have super-powered bullets that you can shoot the enemy with a thousand times over, and he's only now just starting to show slowing down. Wait, is that a piece of dust in the air? Oh crap, it's going to touch me-BOOM! You're dead.

 

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http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/examples-funny-video-game-logic

 

[Guild McCommunist]

I forgot to add that apparently nowadays it's better to bring a knife to a gunfight.

 

[Deleted member 194275]

- "Hot Skitty on Wailord Action": That's most illogical thing that already existed in gaming

Others that I remember:

- If you have a car, make your turns putting two wheels on sidewalk (at 220 Km/h) and you car will be ok. (And this kind of game claim to be "realistic")

- Cars can hit walls, sometimes take damage, but the wall take no damage at all

- In real life, cigarettes kill you after years, on Metal Gear Solid you start to die instantly

- Mario and Sonic at Olympic games: Mario swim with hat, and WIN

- Every life form of universe talk in American English, even in Rome (that we know that is older than the English language itself)

 

[snakepliskin2334]

Russians are always evil. Always.

yea like what the hell did we ever do to them to piss them off so bad ???

 

[Joe88]

Russians are always evil. Always.

yea like what the hell did we ever do to them to piss them off so bad ???

I blame tetris

 

[gameandmatch]

If your feet are touching the ground when your head taps a corner, you die. (some sonic games)

 

[someonewhodied]

Floor Ice Cream Gives You Health

 

[Pleng]

Your sword will kill all the bad guys, but villagers and other friendly people are immune to it. Chickens get hurt, but survive.

 

[JulietStMoon]

Your sword will kill all the bad guys, but villagers and other friendly people are immune to it. Chickens get hurt, but survive.

Invincible chickens have a personal vendetta against you if you attack them enough... but forget the moment you leave an area or walk through a door

 

[Black-Ice]

You have instant invincibility until you reach 18.

 

[Pleng]

You can powerslide around every corner, and it's pretty much the fastest way to get around the track.

 

[weavile001]

-you can be the FBI most wanted , you are in a old car, when you enter a paint shop , and paint your car , you will turn into a new person
-you get hit by over 8000 rocket lauchers missiles and still survive
-on the overworld you can be taller than a mountain
-you can kill lucifer with a stick
-you are in cuba , then a princess from here( fantasy ) die , the people japan know before of you
-when you have an egg you can carry it around and the chick will born

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

• In battle: "Fire ball!" Causes 2 damage and costs 100 MP, leaving you with no MP. In cutscene: "Fire ball!" Causes 500 damage and is spammed way more times than the character has MP.
• You have to go kill a giant force of evil immediately or it will destroy the world? Why not go kill some spiders in my pumpkin patch for 2 gold?
• Oh look! A waist-high fence you can't just climb over!
• Look! A potion! Wait, I have no room in my bag for it. Oh look, an Ether! I'll just stack it with the other ones.
• Arceus is God. You can catch Arceus. No trainer in the game says anything about this when you use Arceus against their Pokemon.
• Water? Oh noooo, you can't swim! You instantly drown!
• Punch trees, get wood.
• Go back in time 3 days, live those 3 days, go back in time again. Spend years doing this, but never age.
• That prophecy you heard about is true. Always.

 

[Black-Ice]

• In battle: "Fire ball!" Causes 2 damage and costs 100 MP, leaving you with no MP. In cutscene: "Fire ball!" Causes 500 damage and is spammed way more times than the character has MP.
• You have to go kill a giant force of evil immediately or it will destroy the world? Why not go kill some spiders in my pumpkin patch for 2 gold?
• Oh look! A waist-high fence you can't just climb over!
• Look! A potion! Wait, I have no room in my bag for it. Oh look, an Ether! I'll just stack it with the other ones.
• Arceus is God. You can catch Arceus. No trainer in the game says anything about this when you use Arceus against their Pokemon.
• Water? Oh noooo, you can't swim! You instantly drown!
• Punch trees, get wood.
• Go back in time 3 days, live those 3 days, go back in time again. Spend years doing this, but never age.
• That prophecy you heard about is true. Always.

Thats when I'd join team rocket.
If you can catch god in a compact ball, I can do what ever the fuck I want

 

[weavile001]

• In battle: "Fire ball!" Causes 2 damage and costs 100 MP, leaving you with no MP. In cutscene: "Fire ball!" Causes 500 damage and is spammed way more times than the character has MP.
• You have to go kill a giant force of evil immediately or it will destroy the world? Why not go kill some spiders in my pumpkin patch for 2 gold?
• Oh look! A waist-high fence you can't just climb over!
• Look! A potion! Wait, I have no room in my bag for it. Oh look, an Ether! I'll just stack it with the other ones.
• Arceus is God. You can catch Arceus. No trainer in the game says anything about this when you use Arceus against their Pokemon.
• Water? Oh noooo, you can't swim! You instantly drown!
• Punch trees, get wood.
• Go back in time 3 days, live those 3 days, go back in time again. Spend years doing this, but never age.
• That prophecy you heard about is true. Always.

that would be the best thing ever , you can kill everyone and go back in time,fuck all the girls and go back in time

if a rare creature only borns every 1000000000000000 years , you will see it happen when you enter the location ,for the first time.

 

[Black-Ice]

that would be the best thing ever , you can kill everyone and go back in time,fuck all the girls and go back in time

Way to stick it out there mate