TrolleyDaves Guide To GBAtemp Behaviour

[TrolleyDave]

Great rules Trolley. If only they could be enforced with real life beatings.

The 'temp would be a better place.

BTW, the mods deserve a ton of credit for trying to keep order in the Chrono Trigger thread, but so do you. Nice job mate.

Cheers mate. I wouldn't mind enforcing them myself - I've done similar, uhm, "work" in the past - it's just these people don't send me their address so we can, erm, "discuss" it face to face!

The mods did do an awesome job in that thread, that's why I thought they needed some comic relief. The rules are kind of relevant though even though they're jokey at the same time. Looking at the size of you in your pics I reckon you could the Stateside enforcer of the rules and I'll handle the UK side, what do you think?

 

[Szyslak]

The mods did do an awesome job in that thread, that's why I thought they needed some comic relief. The rules are kind of relevant though even though they're jokey at the same time. Looking at the size of you in your pics I reckon you could the Stateside enforcer of the rules and I'll handle the UK side, what do you think?

lol, I'm in. WildWon and I will knock on some doors over on this side of the pond. I'm sure he's up for it too. I'll hand out the beatings and he'll just stand there and look scary.

The "gimme, gimme, gimme" whiny little bitch population would start dropping pretty fast.

Dare to dream, brother.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

The mods did do an awesome job in that thread, that's why I thought they needed some comic relief. The rules are kind of relevant though even though they're jokey at the same time. Looking at the size of you in your pics I reckon you could the Stateside enforcer of the rules and I'll handle the UK side, what do you think?

lol, I'm in. WildWon and I will knock on some doors over on this side of the pond. I'm sure he's up for it too. I'll hand out the beatings and he'll just stand there and look scary.

The "gimme, gimme, gimme" whiny little bitch population would start dropping pretty fast.

Dare to dream, brother.

Count me in, and if we all dress white.....Clockwork's back!!

Something needs to be done!

 

[TrolleyDave]

lol, I'm in. WildWon and I will knock on some doors over on this side of the pond. I'm sure he's up for it too. I'll hand out the beatings and he'll just stand there and look scary.

The "gimme, gimme, gimme" whiny little bitch population would start dropping pretty fast.

Dare to dream, brother.

Aaaaah, the serenity sweeping over me as I dream of ridding the world of people with IQs that don't hit triple digits. Wait, hang on.... oooohhh, that's such a beatiful vision of the future! lol To be honest I think I'd even leave a load in my pants if you two knocked on my door all threatening!

Have you seen Jay and Bob Strikes Back? It could be like the ending of that, and we would be doing the world a favour!

QUOTE(Toni Plutonij @ Nov 20 2008, 03:17 AM) Count me in, and if we all dress white.....Clockwork's back!!

Something needs to be done!

That would be awesome! Dress exactly the same as ACO except stick a picture of the temp logo on the front. Only problem is they would blame it on the movie instead of the fact that we're tired of stupid people sucking up all the oxygen! lol Just think, if there were less idiots sucking it all up there would be less smart kids with breathing problems. It's natural selection really!

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Yeah, that would be great.....If you look at it like that Trolley, we should really be doing a favor to the word!!

And I have watched Jay and Silent Bob several times....I like the ending when they get that money, and decide to kick the crap out of everybody that ever said anything against them on the internet!!

Imagine if that would be possible!!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Yeah, that would be great.....If you look at it like that Trolley, we should really be doing a favor to the word!!

And I have watched Jay and Silent Bob several times....I like the ending when they get that money, and decide to kick the crap out of everybody that ever said anything against them on the internet!!

Imagine if that would be possible!!

I have imagined it many many times, most guys dream of beautiful women - my dreams are of roaming the world educating the ignorant! How great would that be, someone runs their mouth off to you cos they think they're safe behind their keyboard and then they hear knock knock and BAM! A skullcracking headbutt greets them when they open it up! We could drop calling cards with "Congratulations, you have just been GBAtemped"! We could tape it and post it in the blogs daily.

If only it was possible. And you're right, we would be doing the world a favour! People would feel safe wandering the streets, no longer would they have to worry about having to help drooling idiots who can't figure out basic manners!

 

[Densetsu]

I have imagined it many many times, most guys dream of beautiful women - my dreams are of roaming the world educating the ignorant! How great would that be, someone runs their mouth off to you cos they think they're safe behind their keyboard and then they hear knock knock and BAM! A skullcracking headbutt greets them when they open it up! We could drop calling cards with "Congratulations, you have just been GBAtemped"! We could tape it and post it in the blogs daily.

If only it was possible. And you're right, we would be doing the world a favour! People would feel safe wandering the streets, no longer would they have to worry about having to help drooling idiots who can't figure out basic manners!

I'd watch your videos all day if you could pull that off!

Good stuff, TrolleyDave

This is how the rules should be written.

@Toni: Man, you're too nice! I vote for a permanent ban on Gutentag.

 

[redact]

Aaaah, I always thought it mean quit fucking talking! D'oh! My apologies to you good sir.

that's what i thought, otherwise why would he use the

smily?

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

I'd support every word of the original post.




(Came in late)

 

[ojsinnerz.]

Yeah, that would be great.....If you look at it like that Trolley, we should really be doing a favor to the word!!

And I have watched Jay and Silent Bob several times....I like the ending when they get that money, and decide to kick the crap out of everybody that ever said anything against them on the internet!!

Imagine if that would be possible!!

I have imagined it many many times, most guys dream of beautiful women - my dreams are of roaming the world educating the ignorant! How great would that be, someone runs their mouth off to you cos they think they're safe behind their keyboard and then they hear knock knock and BAM! A skullcracking headbutt greets them when they open it up! We could drop calling cards with "Congratulations, you have just been GBAtemped"! We could tape it and post it in the blogs daily.

If only it was possible. And you're right, we would be doing the world a favour! People would feel safe wandering the streets, no longer would they have to worry about having to help drooling idiots who can't figure out basic manners!

COUNT ME IN. I'D LOVE TO EDUCATE THE IGNORANT.

 

[TrolleyDave]

I'd watch your videos all day if you could pull that off!

Good stuff, TrolleyDave

This is how the rules should be written.

@Toni: Man, you're too nice! I vote for a permanent ban on Gutentag.

I'd sit and watch the videos all day as well! I wouldn't worry too much about Gutentag, he created another account and had a temper tantrum all over GBAtemp so he's getting an IP ban from the higher-ups. I wish he'd have PMed me his address first, I'm sure we could've arranged a "discussion".

QUOTE(Vulpes Abnocto @ Nov 20 2008, 04:36 AM) I'd support every word of the original post.




(Came in late)

You didn't come in late at all, I don't think the post has even been up 24 hours yet.

 

[Mei-o]

I have imagined it many many times, most guys dream of beautiful women - my dreams are of roaming the world educating the ignorant! How great would that be, someone runs their mouth off to you cos they think they're safe behind their keyboard and then they hear knock knock and BAM! A skullcracking headbutt greets them when they open it up! We could drop calling cards with "Congratulations, you have just been GBAtemped"! We could tape it and post it in the blogs daily.

If only it was possible. And you're right, we would be doing the world a favour! People would feel safe wandering the streets, no longer would they have to worry about having to help drooling idiots who can't figure out basic manners!

*cracks knucles* I'll join ya! I'm sick of the ignorance of people nowadays and I've been working out lately, let's see if I'm back in shape! It's a win-win situation for everyone!

 

[Raika]

Neat collection of rules you got there!

 

[p1ngpong]

Damn, Trolley Dave, you're one ugly son of a bitch.

I'll leave this long enough so Trolley can see it, and reply....and then, you'll get your suspension for 5+ days, because I have warned you, but i guess it didn't change anything!!

Lmao its ironic that this guy is probably one of the reasons Trolley made these rules in the first place!



p0wned!

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Basically, that guy was a "trigger" that made Trolley "snap" and make this rules..

We found out that guy has more than 4-5 accounts, and will get IP banned, because every single one of those accounts were flaming and trolling!!

 

[TrolleyDave]

Lmao its ironic that this guy is probably one of the reasons Trolley made these rules in the first place!

p0wned!

You got it one p1ngy. You know what else is really ironic, for all his tough talk he STILL didn't PM me his address. Internet tough guys, don't they make you proud of the human race.

QUOTE(Toni Plutonij @ Nov 20 2008, 10:52 AM) Basically, that guy was a "trigger" that made Trolley "snap" and make this rules..

We found out that guy has more than 4-5 accounts, and will get IP banned, because every single one of those accounts were flaming and trolling!!

Yep, he was one of the triggers that made me do! He was causing you no end of grief in the CTDS thread. Shame we can't have some kind of verbal boxing ring type thread here where we can stick people like him in and let p1ngy go all savage like on them! That would be be pretty awesome!

 

[granville]

Yep, he was one of the triggers that made me do! He was causing you no end of grief in the CTDS thread. Shame we can't have some kind of verbal boxing ring type thread here where we can stick people like him in and let p1ngy go all savage like on them! That would be be pretty awesome!

Why not an EOF thread called Hall of Shame - GBAtemp's worst members? We can list all the most hated ones that have been banned or something so everyone can view and laugh at their banned asses. Bonemonkey should be at the top!

 

[Killermech]

Aw man, you had to put that picture up there. You know how much that pic scares me

Now I was only able to read 1/3 before I ran off screaming like a girl.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Yep, he was one of the triggers that made me do! He was causing you no end of grief in the CTDS thread. Shame we can't have some kind of verbal boxing ring type thread here where we can stick people like him in and let p1ngy go all savage like on them! That would be be pretty awesome!

Why not an EOF thread called Hall of Shame - GBAtemp's worst members? We can list all the most hated ones that have been banned or something so everyone can view and laugh at their banned asses. Bonemonkey should be at the top!


That would be a pretty good idea, we could break it down into long term users and the idiots that ddn't even last a week. If people like that twat got listed with people like bonemonkey they'd feel they acheived something, instead of just that they were braindamaged fuckwits with no ideas on how to behave with manners.

QUOTE(Killermech @ Nov 20 2008, 12:41 PM)

Aw man, you had to put that picture up there. You know how much that pic scares me

Now I was only able to read 1/3 before I ran off screaming like a girl.

I'm sorry dude, please accept this picture in the hopes of not scaring you :

See the difference a beard makes!

 

[Killermech]

Aw man, you had to put that picture up there. You know how much that pic scares me

Now I was only able to read 1/3 before I ran off screaming like a girl.

I'm sorry dude, please accept this picture in the hopes of not scaring you :

See the difference a beard makes!

Haha, so you're actually capable of smiling! I knew it! No worries, secret stays with me

In addition to your awesome list, your main post picture should be included in the registering page with a speech bubble saying 'I'm watching you'. That would clean up the site instantly from any future up(in)coming stupidity