TrolleyDaves Guide To GBAtemp Behaviour

[Law]

Hmmmm... but rules are there to be broken, right? Right? Eh?

Noses are to be broken if TrolleyDave sees any of his rules broken.

 

[Tayki]

Nice guide, too bad it's inspired by Chrono Trigger discussion only and doesn't cover all the stuff that is happening here. Where is "This is not 4chan!" rule, I ask of you? And Trolleydave - is that your photo? Man, I bet it would be scary as hell to see you playing Mario or such.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Nice guide, too bad it's inspired by Chrono Trigger discussion only and doesn't cover all the stuff that is happening here. Where is "This is not 4chan!" rule, I ask of you? And Trolleydave - is that your photo? Man, I bet it would be scary as hell to see you playing Mario or such.

It wasn't just inspired just by the Chrono Trigger thread, it's just the shit Toni and other mods had to put up with that inspired me to write it. I forgot all about 4chan, I'll update the rules.

Yep, that's my real photo. Friendly looking ain't I! lol Although you'd never guess I looked like that from my posts.

edit : How's this for the 4chan part?

26) Been to 4chan lately? It's unique brand of bullshit and unfunny has inspired you to post? Then fuck off back there to post it you bell end. GBAtemp is not an Idiocracy in the making, that's just you and your collection of halfwitted intelligence lacking brain donor friends.

 

[Law]

Nice guide, too bad it's inspired by Chrono Trigger discussion only and doesn't cover all the stuff that is happening here. Where is "This is not 4chan!" rule, I ask of you? And Trolleydave - is that your photo? Man, I bet it would be scary as hell to see you playing Mario or such.

It wasn't just inspired just by the Chrono Trigger thread, it's just the shit Toni and other mods had to put up with that inspired me to write it. I forgot all about 4chan, I'll update the rules.

Yep, that's my real photo. Friendly looking ain't I! lol Although you'd never guess I looked like that from my posts.

edit : How's this for the 4chan part?

26) Been to 4chan lately? It's unique brand of bullshit and unfunny has inspired you to post? Then fuck off back there to post it you bell end. GBAtemp is not an Idiocracy in the making, that's just you and your collection of halfwitted intelligence lacking brain donor friends. If you think you're too good for 4chan, then fuck off back to that $10 4chan they call SomethingAwful.

Added because I saw a goon posting shit here recently.

 

[TrolleyDave]

Added because I saw a goon posting shit here recently.

Added to the main post. Cheers geezer!

 

[Tayki]

Although you'd never guess I looked like that from my posts.
Umm...after I read your post about Aladdin game and that you're in the scene from Snes times, your photo was not such a big surprise) I just imagined you would not look so brutal.
QUOTE26) Been to 4chan lately? It's unique brand of bullshit and unfunny has inspired you to post? Then fuck off back there to post it you bell end. GBAtemp is not an Idiocracy in the making, that's just you and your collection of halfwitted intelligence lacking brain donor friends. If you think you're too good for 4chan, then fuck off back to that $10 4chan they call SomethingAwful.

Oh yeah, now I'm happy, thanks) (disclaimer - I fully understand that it was not done to make me happy. But still thanks, I love you all)

 

[da_head]

6) If you couldn't say it to this guy face to face then shut the fuck up.

QFT

 

[TrolleyDave]

QFT

Oh a tough guy eh? Feel safe cos you're a whole continent away do you? I've got family in Canada I could send your way, and I'm a softy compared to them.

 

[da_head]

QFT

Oh a tough guy eh? Feel safe cos you're a whole continent away do you? I've got family in Canada I could send your way, and I'm a softy compared to them.

i said quoted for truth. meaning i agree with u... loool

 

[TrolleyDave]

QFT

Oh a tough guy eh? Feel safe cos you're a whole continent away do you? I've got family in Canada I could send your way, and I'm a softy compared to them.

i said quoted for truth. meaning i agree with u... loool

Aaaah, I always thought it mean quit fucking talking! D'oh! My apologies to you good sir.

 

[da_head]

QFT

Oh a tough guy eh? Feel safe cos you're a whole continent away do you? I've got family in Canada I could send your way, and I'm a softy compared to them.

i said quoted for truth. meaning i agree with u... loool

Aaaah, I always thought it mean quit fucking talking! D'oh! My apologies to you good sir.

LOL np np. never thought of it like that haha

 

[Law]

Guys! It turns out that TrolleyDave was secretly Megaman in disguise!!

Look, here's the evidence!

Spoiler

(Note: Failshoop was done in MS Paint and took over nine thousand hours due to Photoshop not wanting to work. TrolleyDave: If you want it removed, just ask)

 

[chuckstudios]

24) If you behave like a twat who wants a slapping then don't forget to PM TrolleyDave your address so he can administer the beating you so anxiously want.

For NIGERIA kindness send please one LIMITED EDITION TROLYDAVE to the union bank of nigeria via western union or bank transfer

 

[p1ngpong]

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[Little]

 

[Toni Plutonij]

I just wanted to say that TrolleyDave isn't who he says he is.....Look at his picture he posted, and then look at his sig!!!!!!

That picture is the picture of the handsome actor and not Trolley!! (I bet that Trolley is some 12 years old kid without friends

)


I'm just joking..

you Trolley!!

 

[Banger]

I just wanted to say that TrolleyDave isn't who he says he is.....Look at his picture he posted, and then look at his sig!!!!!!

That picture is the picture of the handsome actor and not Trolley!! (I bet that Trolley is some 12 years old kid without friends

)

you Trolley!!

Someone might get the wrong idea here.

 

[djgarf]

lol that has to be one of the funniest topics i have read for a while.
wot makes it even better is how true it is

 

[Mei-o]

9) Posting randomness and talking shite in The Edge of the Forum is fine, talking about the colour and consitancy of it ain't - take it to your doctor fuckwit.
10) If you feel you want to insult someone who's been here longer than you then you probably feel inferior and it hurts your ego.
12) Arguing about something you know little about with people who actually do doesn't make you cool or smart, it makes you flamebait and a cunt so shut the fuck up.
15) Swearing at someone doesn't make you tough, it just means you can post swear words.
16) Trolling with humour can be fun, but don't do it - we've got resident trolls who know how to behave already and our quota is full.
17) If you're posting just to get up someones back then you're not cool, you're an arse.
19) If you're looking for a fight then come see TrolleyDave, he's friendly but he's got a temper and he really don't mind a bit of physical violence.
22) Arguing doesn't make you cool, it makes regulars think you're a cunt and not speak to you.
23) There was only 1 bonemonkey and there is only 1 p1ngpong. Copying them doesn't make you more welcome, it makes you a fashion victim and you will be treated like one.
24) If you behave like a twat who wants a slapping then don't forget to PM TrolleyDave your address so he can administer the beating you so anxiously want.
25) There's no GBAtemp tissues for little babies who want to cry cos they got told off. You should have fuckin followed the rules.

PURE GOLD! Don't we have a rule against weaboos?

 

[Gore]

QFT

Oh a tough guy eh? Feel safe cos you're a whole continent away do you? I've got family in Canada I could send your way, and I'm a softy compared to them.

i said quoted for truth. meaning i agree with u... loool

Aaaah, I always thought it mean quit fucking talking! D'oh! My apologies to you good sir.

QFT