TrolleyDaves Guide To GBAtemp Behaviour

[TrolleyDave]

Haha, so you're actually capable of smiling! I knew it! No worries, secret stays with me

In addition to your awesome list, your main post picture should be included in the registering page with a speech bubble saying 'I'm watching you'. That would clean up the site instantly from any future up(in)coming stupidity

I smile occasionally!

Smiling without the beard makes me look even scarier then not smiling though because of that scar on the side of my mouth, but that's what beards are for! lol

 

[Destructobot]

Your looks still scared the camera out of focus.

 

[Toni Plutonij]

Your looks still scared the camera out of focus.

Even camera wants to run away!! (But I bet Trolley broke it's legs, so it had to stay put, but then it refused to take a sharp picture)

 

[TrolleyDave]

Your looks still scared the camera out of focus.

QUOTE(Destructobot @ Nov 20 2008, 03:40 PM) Your looks still scared the camera out of focus.

Even camera wants to run away!! (But I bet Trolley broke it's legs, so it had to stay put, but then it refused to take a sharp picture)

What can I say, it's my ruggedly charming classicly British good looks!

 

[p1ngpong]

Basically, that guy was a "trigger" that made Trolley "snap" and make this rules..

We found out that guy has more than 4-5 accounts, and will get IP banned, because every single one of those accounts were flaming and trolling!!

4-5 accounts??!!! Shut up!!! Was he anyone noteworthy in another account?

That pic makes me want to hug a Trolley!

 

[Noitora]

TrolleyDave looks cool with the beard

 

[granville]

Basically, that guy was a "trigger" that made Trolley "snap" and make this rules..

We found out that guy has more than 4-5 accounts, and will get IP banned, because every single one of those accounts were flaming and trolling!!

4-5 accounts??!!! Shut up!!! Was he anyone noteworthy in another account?

Yep! I don't think he was noteworthy at any point. But apparently, these were his names:

Gutentag
gamergurl
TrolleyDaveIsUgly
TheFunPolice.

That's what TrolleyDave and Toni Plutonij said anyways.

 

[TrolleyDave]

4-5 accounts??!!! Shut up!!! Was he anyone noteworthy in another account?

Nah, he was a waste of bandwidth in them all. The cleverest and funniest thing he said was that I was ugly, such amazing wordsmith skills!

He believed he was in the same league as you. What I reckon is that he moved out recently cos he was 52 and his parents had enough of him, then he started talking to his friends about what Santa was going to bring him for christmas (obviously not a triple digit IQ) and someone dropped the bombshell on him that he's not real. It caused him to have a temper tantrum cos he realized he was getting nothing and came here to make people feel as gutted as he does. Or something along those lines.

That pic makes me want to hug a Trolley!

Awww, why thank you p1ngy.

TrolleyDave looks cool with the beard

Cheers mate! Makes a big difference don't it.

Funny thing is the unemployment center said I needed to shave my beard off cos it would help me find work easier (even though I told them the opposite!), then when I showed up looking like I do in the picture in the guide list they had a fit and told me to grow it back cos nobody would hire me looking like that.

I nearly pissed in my pants laughing at them!

QUOTE(granville @ Nov 20 2008, 02:42 PM)

Yep! I don't think he was noteworthy at any point. But apparently, these were his names:

Gutentag
gamergurl
TrolleyDaveIsUgly
TheFunPolice.

That's what TrolleyDave and Toni Plutonij said anyways.

Those were the ones I reckon anyway. I know for a fact the first 3 were all the same but it's just a guess on my part about TheFunPolice. He uses the same style of wording and pretty much every post is some kind of taunt against a regular. I guess he just has some kind of inferiority complex when he' confronted by people smarter, friendlier and more likeable than he is!

 

[Toni Plutonij]

4-5 accounts??!!! Shut up!!! Was he anyone noteworthy in another account?

That pic makes me want to hug a Trolley!

All accounts are made yesterday or the day before..
So far from what we know FunPolice, TrollyDaveIsUgly, GamerGirl20, Gutentag, jahrasta311 are all one and the same person..
Now I'm guessing that there are at least one or two more of his accounts, but we'll see....He's about to get IP BAN! (or maybe he already has been banned, I'm not sure)

*me hugs both Trolley and p1ngy

 

[Noitora]

What exactly did that guy do in the CT thread?

 

[p1ngpong]

What exactly did that guy do in the CT thread?

What didnt he do? Condense a month of my DS-X trolling into one day, with a bad attitude and no humour and your almost there!

 

[Toni Plutonij]

What exactly did that guy do in the CT thread?

Well to be honest, p1ngy actually summed it up..

He managed to de-rail the thread numerous times..(he just starts to troll about Golden Sun, and how it's the worst RPG ever and flame in Chrono Thread!, then, he flames me, insulting me and calling me names, then, trolls around, randomly flames others also calling them names)..

Creates a account under name TrlleyDaveIsUgly and makes a topic about it, and stuff like that....Just a random, annoying person who desperately needs attention, and seeks it online!

 

[Noitora]

What exactly did that guy do in the CT thread?

Well to be honest, p1ngy actually summed it up..

He managed to de-rail the thread numerous times..(he just starts to troll about Golden Sun, and how it's the worst RPG ever and flame in Chrono Thread!, then, he flames me, insulting me and calling me names, then, trolls around, randomly flames others also calling them names)..

Creates a account under name TrlleyDaveIsUgly and makes a topic about it, and stuff like that....Just a random, annoying person who desperately needs attention, and seeks it online!

Reading that, I guess he deserved himself a ban!

Good job on cleaning the boards from him.

 

[da_head]

I have imagined it many many times, most guys dream of beautiful women - my dreams are of roaming the world educating the ignorant! How great would that be, someone runs their mouth off to you cos they think they're safe behind their keyboard and then they hear knock knock and BAM! A skullcracking headbutt greets them when they open it up! We could drop calling cards with "Congratulations, you have just been GBAtemped"! We could tape it and post it in the blogs daily.

If only it was possible. And you're right, we would be doing the world a favour! People would feel safe wandering the streets, no longer would they have to worry about having to help drooling idiots who can't figure out basic manners!

this is going straight into my sig xD

 

[Law]

TrolleyDave, you're in Wales too, right?

Perhaps we should go to a pub sometime. You wouldn't mind buying a 16 year old alcohol, right?


Also, give me 30 minutes or so. Going to go eat then I'll shop a Megaman helmet onto the bearded TrolleyDave

 

[TrolleyDave]

Yep, I'm up in Gwynedd, the heart of Meibion Glyndwr territory!

 

[Law]

Yep, I'm up in Gwynedd, the heart of Meibion Glyndwr territory!

Not sure where that is, but I'm in the Swansea valley area (lol chavs and slags)

Also

 

[TrolleyDave]

You're down in the South then, I'm right by Snowdon - I can actually see the big heap of boring rock out my window. This place is full of chavs and slags as well, only the English hating kind.

Like my new avatar?

 

[Law]

You're down in the South then, I'm right by Snowdon - I can actually see the big heap of boring rock out my window. This place is full of chavs and slags as well, only the English hating kind.

Like my new avatar?

I love it

And most of them seem to be english haters around here D:.

 

[TrolleyDave]

That sucks that they're English haters down there as well, I always thought it was better down there. It's nowhere near as bad as it used to be, I can still remember a gang of kids trying to set fire to my folks place, little fucking toerags. Nothing like that happens around here any more though, they just start fights - although they tend to leave me alone for some strange reason.