First-
If something is a sequel, and you follow it up with Whatever 2: Electric Boogaloo, you deserve to be shot. It's a dead joke. Please... end it now.
Second-
If you have a gun, or launcher, or anything that could be considered a weapon, and the first fucking words out of your mouth are "Say hello to my little friend," you should have your reproductive organs removed. With a tongue depressor. Again, NOT original, not funny, and completely inane any time past 1990.
Third-
If you create a movie, NEVER use the dialog from the movie to talk about how much critics enjoyed your film. You look like a arrogant sack of shit and it doesn't make me want to see your movie. Ever. (There's a new Inception advert that has people in the movie saying "Wow." or "Impressive." after an accolade bestowed upon the film by an upstanding godlike critic. It's horrific.)
Aight, that's it.
On the up side, half-day at work, and now i leave. w00t!
If something is a sequel, and you follow it up with Whatever 2: Electric Boogaloo, you deserve to be shot. It's a dead joke. Please... end it now.
Second-
If you have a gun, or launcher, or anything that could be considered a weapon, and the first fucking words out of your mouth are "Say hello to my little friend," you should have your reproductive organs removed. With a tongue depressor. Again, NOT original, not funny, and completely inane any time past 1990.
Third-
If you create a movie, NEVER use the dialog from the movie to talk about how much critics enjoyed your film. You look like a arrogant sack of shit and it doesn't make me want to see your movie. Ever. (There's a new Inception advert that has people in the movie saying "Wow." or "Impressive." after an accolade bestowed upon the film by an upstanding godlike critic. It's horrific.)
Aight, that's it.
On the up side, half-day at work, and now i leave. w00t!
