Good news, the wife went to the doctor today and she's healing faster than anticipated. She can now take her arm out of the sling provided she's careful. Can't do quite a lot of things yet but she can at least do some stuff now. Her hand is still a bit stiff (please, no penis jokes, she's frustrated enough that her still tender ribs preclude us from doing any of the more fun aspects of marriage) but she can at least play on the PS3 again, though her hand does flare up with pain so she's not at her full skill level. So I bought her a copy of Sniper Elite 3 Ultimate Edition so she can get some much needed stress relief by shooting Nazis in the plumsack.
As for me, I paid all the bills, put food in the cupboards, was bitterly disappointed that the rumour of Ace Combat 5 being released as a PS2 Classic on PSN was just my brother in law being a bell end, punched him in the face for being a bell end, and spent what precious little I had to spare on new clothes and gear for my recently acquired gym membership as I pursue a long overdue return to my original one stomach design.
