Things to buy and make the cashier go "WTF?"

[Hadrian]

Homie Rollers

That is all.

 

[xalphax]

dress up as metal fan and buy a britney spears cd

 

[PizzaPasta]

Microwavable White Castle cheeseburgers.

 

[epicelite]

Forks
Knives
Spoon rest

 

[nin10do]

1 x large burger with extra meat
1 x super sized chips with extra mayo
1 x diet coke

 

[OSW]

1 x new computer game

2 x spindles with 100 dvd-r's

add 10 external DVD burners

 

[science]

Banana
Male thong

 

[epicelite]

A pet mouse.
One of those "one way door" moustraps.
A hungry cat.

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

This will only work if you're carrying a scraggly "free to a good home" kitten:

Buy a few large fireworks
and electrical tape

Keep calling the new pet "Rocket"
and telling it how much fun it's about to have.

 

[p1ngpong]

-some rope

-a balaclava

-sexy underwear

-Vaseline

-and a map to vulpes house

 

[OSW]

+ p1ngpong balls

 

[Galacta]

Bouncy ball
A whisk
Robert Pelloni Himself.
Male Underwear
MUDKIPZ!

 

[unknownworlder]

Cheese whip
Duct tape
Pencil sharpener
House
Buffalo

Step 1. Fasten Cheese whip to pencil shapener to create spiral like swirls. (FUEL)
Step 2. Attach house to cheese whip with duct tape. (Transportation)
Step 3. Somehow, place buffalo in house. (Passenger)
Step 4. Let the cheese gooooooooo....uuuda. (BAD PUN)
Step 5. Give your self a pat on the back because you just saved a buffalo from becoming anymore endangered than it already is! (Environmentally Friendly)

 

[DokiDoki98]

8GB microSD card
nintendo DS

 

[epicelite]

Bouncy ball
A whisk
Robert Pelloni Himself.
Male Underwear
MUDKIPZ!

Underage B&

 

[DokiDoki98]

fur coat
banana
gorilla mask
video camera

 

[Pizzaroo]

-macaroni and cheese
-plain macaroni
-cheese

 

[epicelite]

Ketchup
Pack of hot dogs
Idiots guide to anal stimulation

 

[Vulpes Abnocto]

coffee filters
propane
Sudafed


(Seriously, don't do this. You'll get followed home by a task force)

 

[epicelite]

LOLWUT

Is it used to maek drugs?