The Xuphor situation

[PolloDiablo]

I hope this was all a hoax.... better to be a liar than to have to go though a complicated surgery

 

[Nathan Drake]

Also, Funnyjunk (ugh) seems to have a user by the name of zyketor online right now. This happens to be the same username she uses on twitter, and that user happens to have been posting as recently as... 2 days ago. No indication that it's her sister, but she has posted about WildStar (the same developers Xuphor was asking for beta invites) developers being awesome. And she's on funnyjunk right now. Suddenly this is getting reallllll fishy.

I dug back a bit in the comments for that zyketor account, and sure enough, the name isn't just convenience. Refer to the top part of this comment that mentions that the account is specifically Xuphor's. I doubt that the Funnyjunk community is one that Xuphor has taken great stock in and has required to be logged into to update them on these (supposed) events, apparently near daily seeing as the account was used today. In essence, who else would be using that account besides Xuphor?

Also, I hate to say this, but we do have to take into consideration that she never had CF to begin with. I hate to say it, but odds are, if this is a lie, it's one she's been running with for quite some time after having found that it worked.

 

[Devin]

And plays wildstar. And asks someone about Tom Bombadildo. O-kayyyyyyy, starting to pretty much lose all confidence in the story that Xuphor was hospitalized.

Tom and I both remember her mentioning finding someone with his username on another site but it wasn't Tom. So.. I'm positive that's Xuphor's account, now whether or not she's using it is a whole other thing.

And thanks to the above post, she says it's her SFW account.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/user/ididwonderbread/3#3

 

[Saturosias]

If Xuphor's family disowned her, what about "Kinekto"?

Speaking of which, something I'd been doubting but probably would've been flamed for pressing further:

Spoiler

I don't see why a family would disown a girl of 10 years old -- and then still live with her for 8 more years. That's probably irrelevant to this discussion, but yeah.

 

[Joe88]

This thread is proving just how much privacy and anonymity you have on the internet

 

[stinkoman]

Tom and I both remember her mentioning finding someone with his username on another site but it wasn't Tom. So.. I'm positive that's Xuphor's account, now whether or not she's using it is a whole other thing.

And thanks to the above post, she says it's her SFW account.

http://www.funnyjunk.com/user/ididwonderbread/3#3

Well, she's seemingly posting at the same frequency as before and nothing much seems to indicate it being used by some tech illiterate person considering she's using internet slang still, being somewhat perverse, and generally not having any differences in content. As far as I'm concerned, this is the same person who was using that account beforehand, and all the evidence points to that person being xuphor. Who would seemingly not be in a hospital without internet in that case.

 

[ComeTurismO]

But this is like common sense, for someone to be responding that much after a lung transplant, that it's fake.

 

[stinkoman]

But this is like common sense, for someone to be responding that much after a lung transplant, that it's fake.

The lung transplant or the replies?

 

[ComeTurismO]

The lung transplant or the replies?

I mean like, everything. Cause, how Kinekto was saying that Xuphor was doing this and that after her transplant, and then also how the hospital is two hours away from her home. I mean, why doesn't Kinekto find a way to stay with her sister near the hospital? If she is that broke, she would save money and gas expenses. Yeah, time to give in my portion of the story shortly.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I honestly thought the whole thing was a little suspicious from the beginning. As time went on, more and more events continued to increase my skepticism, most of which was mentioned by p1ngpong in the OP.

My theory, with no proof or facts at all is that Xuphor was bullshitting us the entire time, posting as her "sister" to further "confirm" her situation. I think she eventually got so caught up in all the shit she was spewing, that she got tired of it/wasn't getting enough attention so she just up and quit. I don't mean to make Xuphor seem like a bad person or anything, though. Like p1ngpong, I do hope wherever she is and whatever she's doing she is physically ok and all that.

As mentioned by Anal John, Xuphor has always been an attention whore on the forums and it's hard to believe she just "changed" after an absence from the Temp.

I believe we should all just...stop giving a fuck about it, close whatever threads there are about the situation and everything, and just leave it alone until an update comes along. And if no updates show up, then we can just forget about it. No harm done, no need to make a big deal out of this.

 

[ComeTurismO]

I honestly thought the whole thing was a little suspicious from the beginning. As time went on, more and more events continued to increase my skepticism, most of which was mentioned by p1ngpong in the OP.

My theory, with no proof or facts at all is that Xuphor was bullshitting us the entire time, posting as her "sister" to further "confirm" her situation. I think she eventually got so caught up in all the shit she was spewing, that she got tired of it/wasn't getting enough attention so she just up and quit. I don't mean to make Xuphor seem like a bad person or anything, though. Like p1ngpong, I do hope wherever she is and whatever she's doing she is physically ok and all that.

As mentioned by Anal John, Xuphor has always been an attention whore on the forums and it's hard to believe she just "changed" after an absence from the Temp.

I believe we should all just...stop giving a fuck about it, close whatever threads there are about the situation and everything, and just leave it alone until an update comes along. And if no updates show up, then we can just forget about it. No harm done, no need to make a big deal out of this.

What you're saying is true, but now that all of this has became a major mystery and confusion in our minds, it's best that we find out the key to the answer. Or it will be a huge mystery and confusion for the rest of our lives, until we forget about it.

 

[macmanhigh]

And this is whut makes me not give a damn about all these sob stories online.....for every 10% of truth there is 90% bullshit

Whut a world we live in not even the InterWebs are safe

 

[The Catboy]

Well this thread has gone in an interesting direction, but the more I read, the more concerned I get about the situation.
Although I honestly would be "ok" if it was hoax. I hate being conned like that, but at least we know she is actually ok, which is better than the situation she described herself in.

 

[stinkoman]

Well this thread has gone in an interesting direction, but the more I read, the more concerned I get about the situation.
Although I honestly would be "ok" if it was hoax. I hate being conned like that, but at least we know she is actually ok, which is better than the situation she described herself in.

I would be happy she is okay, but as someone that knows several people deeply affected by cystic fibrosis in family members I'd lose all respect for her if she chose to joke about something like this.

 

[The Catboy]

I would be happy she is okay, but as someone that knows several people deeply affected by cystic fibrosis in family members I'd lose all respect for her if she chose to joke about something like this.

I personally would be extremely upset if this was all a joke.
It would be extremely bittersweet really.

 

[Dork]

So... what happens now? Do we just wait for another reply from Xuphor or Kinecto?

 

[ElYubiYubi]

WOW

To tell you the truth I also had my doubts ever since I asked her why she didn't wanna any charity and how she replied me. But didn't wanted to post anything like that cuz might had been slaughtered by all of you here. You know why I was watching the Xuphor thread like a hawk and was rooting for here like that? Because I have lost my grandpa and 2 uncles because the same medical condition and a donor was never found and my brother is suffering from it!!!

IF this turn out to be a scam or prank or w/e u wanna call it I demand that Xuphor be banned.

 

[PityOnU]

Not sure why any of this is really relevant.

Unless there was some sort of security breach related to this (and I mean, c'mon guys, what would the world really lose if that were the case), or money laundered, it doesn't really matter who this person is, what condition they are in, or how many accounts they make.

This is the internet, guys. 99% of what's put out there is lies or (un)intentional misinformation.

Perhaps I'm old and jaded, but hell, don't we have better things to do than pursue teenage levels of drama?

Let's hack some fucking Wii's!

 

[MelodieOctavia]

Let's sum this up real quick, just so everyone can understand.

We already know THIS is Xuphor's twitter account

By that, we can deduce, this is also Xuphor's funnyjunk account.

That last one was taken as of 5 minutes ago...I have underlined how that account is online as of right now.

I'm not saying this is all bullshit, but there is certainly the strong odor of fecal matter coming directly from this whole thing...

 

[stinkoman]

So... what happens now? Do we just wait for another reply from Xuphor or Kinecto?

Someone could message the funnyjunk profile if they have an account there. I'm sure if Xuphor's lying she's reading this thread, though, so it'd probably not make a difference.