Gaming the wii is castration.

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I have been going through a long line of wii games and they leave me feeling with suicidal thoughts and ideations.

These games feel like devolution of the human mind and human thinker.

A castrated eunuch is neither male nor female. Females and males have sex-drives, eunuchs dont.
Most wii games are essentially like someone ate their soul, spine, heart and backbone.
Wii games are like the feeling you get after you wake up with a hangover.
Essentially, it is zombification.
Example: Nascar Kart Racing.

You can't say exactly what's wrong about it. Or what's right about it.
Lots of wii games are like this. Not sure whats wrong with them, nor what's "right" about them.

And somehow you thought gbatemp was gonna help with those emotions? I wouldn't be surprised to hear you've already committed the irreparable and are already dangling at the end of your rope.
 
It has others good games: Resident evil 1 and 0, resident evil the umbrella chronicles, metroid prime 3 and trilogy, mad world, okami, silent hill shattered memories, dead space extraction, the conduit,different genres too, is not all indie shovelware crap
 
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We all have to melt our Wiis down because someone said it had bad games.
That is going a bit too far. The wii can run some old N64 and gamecube games on it, which are worth playing.

I actually liked Nascar Kart Racing though :sad:

EDIT: Also, please tell me you did NOT sign up for GBATemp to make this single thread...
What did you like about Nascar Kart Racing?
Also, I did NOT sign up for GBATemp to make this single thread.

Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2.

I just proved you wrong.
I played super mario galaxy 2...it was ok at first, just tended to drag on and on. Kind of repetitive and boring for me. You save the girl and defeat bad guys...just like every other millions of hollywood movies. The gimmick was you use gravity in predictable ways, and fight enemies in predictable ways, and solve puzzles in predictable ways, on levels which are setup in predictable ways, on arenas which have predictable themes. I require more stimulation.

You forgot Wii Sports
Wii sports is...adequate for a party game every now and than. But there is not much depth to the gameplay of baseball or tennis. The bowling is bowling. And the motion controls for Wii Boxing and PuttPutt-mode are horrendous.

Wait you're telling me you didn't have over 1,000 hours in Wii Sports alone? You must not be a real gamer then.

Decent Wii games:
-TLoZ Twilight Princess
-Xenoblade Chronicles
-Resident Evil 4 (yeah it's a port but it's good)
-Pretty much any Mario game
-Trauma Center Second Opinion (niche, but fun)
-Super Smash Bros Brawl (fighting game but w/e)
-Sonic Colors is pretty decent
-TLoZ Skyward Sword if you can get over the Wii motion plus controls
-I'm sure Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn was at least decent (this one I haven't played yet)

Your view on the Wii is pretty stupid. If you get good games then it's far from a bad system. This just sounds like the opinion a fanboy has or somebody who hasn't played the Wii since like 2009 and only has party games and shovelware.
I played Smash Brawl, but the fighting was overbalanced, and the physics felt like moon jumping. It was too much on the slow-paced side of things.
Resident Evil 4 is a Gamecube game, not a Wii game. My argument is that Wii games suck.
Single player games are only fun for a few days or weeks until you beat them.

And somehow you thought gbatemp was gonna help with those emotions? I wouldn't be surprised to hear you've already committed the irreparable and are already dangling at the end of your rope.
Thing is, I kind of like the feeling, but when the rope gets too tight it makes my face feel weird, and so I suddenly cut it loose because I change my mind and don't want to die. The main thing that gives me life is thinking that someday I will have a kind of utopia on Earth.

I think OP is just mad because of this thread he posted a month ago: http://gbatemp.net/threads/how-to-create-a-wii-or-gamecube-game.464955/

tl;dr, he wants to be able to make a Wii game in Game Maker (?!) that he can burn to disc and run on unmodified retail Wiis, which isn't possible.
Incorrect. My statements of wii are not because of that thread.

It has others good games: Resident evil 1 and 0, resident evil the umbrella chronicles, metroid prime 3 and trilogy, mad world, okami, silent hill shattered memories, dead space extraction, the conduit,different genres too, is not all indie shovelware crap
Resident evil 1 is not a wii game.
Metroid Prime 3 was the worst Metroid Prime, but sadly, it is one of the only good Wii games.
However, it is a singleplayer game so it has very little fun-factor after you beat it in 2 days.
The conduit was very shovelware and a mediocre FPS.
Goldeneye remake was also a mediocre FPS. It did not even have the same actors which helped make Goldeneye 64 such a great game. Valentine was not even a fat guy anymore. And the multiplayer maps were too vertical, especially with the glitchy motion controls. Many of the colors were muted, and it just did not have the spunk of the original.

Party games are some of the only good games on Wii. The bar has been set so low that Mario Party 8 and Wii Party feels like the holy grail, or a gift from Zeus.
However, Deca sports and Water Warfare was also made by Hudson, so it is a miracle they gave us Mario Party 8 at all.

While ExciteBots - Racing is an interesting game from a technical standpoint, it suffers from what is known as "Wii syndrome".
 
I played super mario galaxy 2...it was ok at first, just tended to drag on and on. Kind of repetitive and boring for me. You save the girl and defeat bad guys...just like every other millions of hollywood movies. The gimmick was you use gravity in predictable ways, and fight enemies in predictable ways, and solve puzzles in predictable ways, on levels which are setup in predictable ways, on arenas which have predictable themes. I require more stimulation.

Welcome to the real world where people are a bunch of sheep that are great at doing and watching repetitive things.
I suggest becoming a drug dealer instead.
 
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Welcome to the real world where people are a bunch of sheep that are great at doing and watching repetitive things.
I suggest becoming a drug dealer instead.
I thought about it, but I really do not like jail. That is the main reason I am not a violent person who breaks laws.

What WASN'T there to like about the game? It's a racing game which most of them are amazing. This one included!
That was one of the problems I had with it. I could not really decide what I disliked about the game...nor could I find what I liked about the game. It was very unstimulating. The best I could come up with was that it was like a potato sack race, their felt like a chain to your partner and it was annoying to me.
The game felt very...unpolished. Like it had "2 lines of code syndrome" where there was no pizzazz to any of the actions, and they could just be simplified down to basic equations.

And I am a fan of racing games, but most racing games are not amazing. What keeps me a fan is the hopes and fantasizing about amazing racing games that do not actually exist. Because whenever I play a racing game, I always notice something glaringly wrong with it.
 
I have been going through a long line of wii games and they leave me feeling with suicidal thoughts and ideations.

These games feel like devolution of the human mind and human thinker.

A castrated eunuch is neither male nor female. Females and males have sex-drives, eunuchs dont.
Most wii games are essentially like someone ate their soul, spine, heart and backbone.
Wii games are like the feeling you get after you wake up with a hangover.
Essentially, it is zombification.
Example: Nascar Kart Racing.

You can't say exactly what's wrong about it. Or what's right about it.
Lots of wii games are like this. Not sure whats wrong with them, nor what's "right" about them.

LOL, they're video games... you must be a blast at parties.
 
why does this exist? if it gave you

why are you on the internet?
The answer is simple. Because I am a human being with human needs, it is inherent to the organism to desire social stimulation and communication.

LOL, they're video games... you must be a blast at parties.
That is actually relevant that you mention this.
Part of this is because I want to increase the fun at parties. And I require quality wii games to do so. Usually I use Mario Party 8 and Wii Party, because those tend to be the most acceptable games that people don't get bored of. Wii Sports also, but it has no depth for me, newcomers seem to like it though. Mario Party 8, and Mario Kart being the most popular.

Then don't complain that today's mainstream entertainment is repetitive.
I am not seeing the logical connection.
Where is the correlation between these two concepts.
If I obey the rules, then my criticism of modern art forms is no less valid.
If I do not obey the rules, then my criticism of modern art forms is no less valid.
My obedience, or disobedience, of rules has no bearing on the validity of my criticism of modern art forms.
 
That is actually relevant that you mention this.
Part of this is because I want to increase the fun at parties. And I require quality wii games to do so. Usually I use Mario Party 8 and Wii Party, because those tend to be the most acceptable games that people don't get bored of. Wii Sports also, but it has no depth for me, newcomers seem to like it though. Mario Party 8, and Mario Kart being the most popular.

My advice for you in this regard is not to rely on hardware that's 2 generations old for fun at your parties (in reality 3 generations old given that its really not much more powerful than the Gamecube), I mean seriously, how often does anyone go to a party and people are playing the original Xbox or the PS2 these days? If you want fun party games, honestly, the Wii U is a fantastic system for that. It's gonna be hard to convince people to play the likes of Mario Kart Wii or Super Smash Bros. Brawl when vastly superior entries in such party games have since been released.
 
There are some great games for the Wii. But the best thing about the Wii is that you can mod it, install Nintendont, and have a component-out Gamecube without paying $250-$300 for the cable. Well, you don't really need to mod it or install Nintendont to have that, but where's the fun in that?
 
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My advice for you in this regard is not to rely on hardware that's 2 generations old for fun at your parties (in reality 3 generations old given that its really not much more powerful than the Gamecube), I mean seriously, how often does anyone go to a party and people are playing the original Xbox or the PS2 these days? If you want fun party games, honestly, the Wii U is a fantastic system for that. It's gonna be hard to convince people to play the likes of Mario Kart Wii or Super Smash Bros. Brawl when vastly superior entries in such party games have since been released.
True, however I cannot afford a new-gen console at the present moment.
Also, I would like to dive more into depth concerning the failure and black hole vortex the Wii has created. I would like to discuss further, the psychological sense associated with playing Wii games, and give a psychosomatic context to the sensory identity and artistic-mini culture associated with the Wii era of gaming.

install Nintendont, and have a component-out Gamecube without paying $250-$300 for the cable. Well, you don't really need to mod it or install Nintendont to have that, but where's the fun in that?
On my Wii I can already play gamecube, which is one of the true virtues of the console. But I don't recall having to install any auxillary programs, such as "Nintendont". But I also see that you say Nintendont is not also neccesary. This puzzles me as to why you mentioned Nintendont being neccesary in the first place.
 
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