the wii is castration.

Discussion in 'Wii - Console and Game Discussions' started by gamelord, Apr 17, 2017.

  1. gamelord
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    I have been going through a long line of wii games and they leave me feeling with suicidal thoughts and ideations.

    These games feel like devolution of the human mind and human thinker.

    A castrated eunuch is neither male nor female. Females and males have sex-drives, eunuchs dont.
    Most wii games are essentially like someone ate their soul, spine, heart and backbone.
    Wii games are like the feeling you get after you wake up with a hangover.
    Essentially, it is zombification.
    Example: Nascar Kart Racing.

    You can't say exactly what's wrong about it. Or what's right about it.
    Lots of wii games are like this. Not sure whats wrong with them, nor what's "right" about them.
     
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    I actually liked Nascar Kart Racing though :sad:

    EDIT: Also, please tell me you did NOT sign up for GBATemp to make this single thread...
     
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    Just a bit to the right, or was left...
    I liked No more heroes 1 and 2, Xenosaga
     
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    Who would've thought that a wildly successful console that had a huge casual gamer crowd would get a bunch of crappy games?
     
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    Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2.

    I just proved you wrong.
     
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    Just a bit to the right, or was left...
    Forgot those :-( mario kart :-)
     
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    GameCube Backwards Compatibility :D
     
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    You forgot Wii Sports
     
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    AND WII SPORTS RESORT!!!
     
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    That's the pinnacle of horrible Nintendo games.
    Fun for 5 minutes and then never to be touched again.
     
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    This is the first time I've seen this particular type of reaction to a console. It didn't anger you, but destroyed you emotionally? Should probably avoid it for the time being then.
     
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    Ikr. How does a Wii make someone suicidal? They obviously haven't seen the impressive hacking scene ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
     
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    Wait you're telling me you didn't have over 1,000 hours in Wii Sports alone? You must not be a real gamer then.

    Decent Wii games:
    -TLoZ Twilight Princess
    -Xenoblade Chronicles
    -Resident Evil 4 (yeah it's a port but it's good)
    -Pretty much any Mario game
    -Trauma Center Second Opinion (niche, but fun)
    -Super Smash Bros Brawl (fighting game but w/e)
    -Sonic Colors is pretty decent
    -TLoZ Skyward Sword if you can get over the Wii motion plus controls
    -I'm sure Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn was at least decent (this one I haven't played yet)

    Your view on the Wii is pretty stupid. If you get good games then it's far from a bad system. This just sounds like the opinion a fanboy has or somebody who hasn't played the Wii since like 2009 and only has party games and shovelware.
     
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    After reading that list, I understand where @gamelord is getting at... (jk)
     
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    Spend 10000 hours on Hello Kitty seasons.
    Eat me.

    TLoZ, Xenoblade, Brawl, Mario games.
    Wii had a few more amazing titles.
    Death Jr 2, even tho it's ported from the PSP is one of those examples.
     
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    Don't know what else to say there bruh but your playing the wrong games.
     
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    Please don't stop taking your medication.
     
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    True gamer right Thur my respects.
     
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    Judging from your posting, I say you're about 100 years off off the 1 million hours in age.

    Actually I did spend ~10k hours on GTA SA tho.
    Think it's the single most played game I have.

    As for Hello Kitty Seasons, a good 60 hours?
     
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    I did like Last Story and Pandora's Tower too.
     
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