The Google Translate Game

[James_]

Hello there. Want to play a game?

1. Go on Google Translate
2. Type something
3. Translate it in the following languages: Latvian, Macedonian, Welsh, Yiddish, Amharic, Russian, Japanese and back to English
4. Post the results here

Here's an example.

Original:
A man has fallen into the river in LEGO™ City! Start the rescue helicopter! HEY! Build the helicopter, and off to the rescue! Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher and make the rescue! The new Emergency Collection from LEGO™ City.

Translated:
In Lego X, a man fell into the river! Launch a rescue helicopter! further! Build a helicopter and go save him! Set savings, lower your hood and save! New LEGO ™ Urban Emergency Kit.

 

[Deleted member 506316]

Let's see if y'all can tell what this is.

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Yes, blow your face!
Keep kissing the chicken!
Must be a coin
I want to do it quickly
no time
For another little dog
For example, "My Lord!"
Are you indifferent
You are all trash
You are all trash
You are all trash
Looks like your cheek
So what do we do?
Get out of my business
Get away from hunting
Yes, blow your face!
Want to try it?
Are all bandit mothers gone? "Yes!"
This is a hit, yes!
Don't think about cruising
Call me gay
(Krr-skr, gay, gay)
I am not afraid
Call me Homo
(Call yourself)
If you try to confuse me
this is
And if you try to guide me
I say
Puppy, i want you to
Oh, how to eat this hole
New horse for her time
Yes yes
They say i am so cruel
No radio broadcast
In the mouth
And your mom ’s hair
Get permission from grandmother's house
And your father's actions (Oh)
Are you indifferent
Kiss the chicken
Must be a coin
I want to do it quickly
no time
For another little dog
For example, "My Lord!"
Are you indifferent
You are all trash
You are all trash
You are all trash
Are you indifferent
Waiting for members
Waiting for members
If they are not my goal
She knew she was stupid
Click!
He used his tongue to hold my tongue
She knows this doesn't work, yes!
That hole!
That hole!
Nevertheless
(scream)

 

[Alexander1970]

Not really surprising:

Today is a beautiful day and the sun is shining
comes again as
Today is a beautiful day and the sun is shining.

 

[James_]

Not really surprising:

Today is a beautiful day and the sun is shining
comes again as
Today is a beautiful day and the sun is shining.

Did you just find a sentence that can't be fucked up

 

[Alexander1970]

Did you just find a sentence that can't be fucked up

Maybe it depends on the Country where you do this Translation Thing.

 

[James_]

Maybe it depends on the Country where you do this Translation Thing.

I mean...
It came out as 'Today is a beautiful day and the sun is shining' for me too.

 

[Alexander1970]

Another Try:

The Sausage for the Pokémon Game arrived late.

Returns a little different:

Pokemon Sausage arrives late.

 

[James_]

Another Try:

The Sausage for the Pokémon Game arrived late.

Returns a little different:

Pokemon Sausage arrives late.

Forget Pokemon Gun, Pokemon Sausage is where it's at.

 

[Deleted member 506316]

Forget Pokemon Gun, Pokemon Sausage is where it's at.

Pokemy Sausage?

 

[Pk11]

YouTube blocked the video before it even uploaded... Thanks copyright

Google Translate sings
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8k345rz5xhprel4/I will never leave you.avi?dl=0

 

[The Catboy]

This is a complete page outside of EOF! This is a video game or some shit

There's a whole website outside of EOF! It's about video games or some shit

 

[James_]

This is a complete page outside of EOF! This is a video game or some shit

tHiS iS nOt a vIdEo gAmE

 

[Deleted member 506316]

tHiS iS nOt a vIdEo gAmE

Whaddya talking about? This is a bathtub!

 

[Pk11]

GBAtemp
becomes:
Corporation

lol, it was going good until it hit Russian

 

[James_]

GBAtemp
becomes:
Corporation

lol, it was going good until it hit Russian

GBAtemp Corporation Est. 2002
"Welcome to hell"

 

[James_]

Original:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get it's fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Translated:
Bees should not fly according to all known rules of the air. The wings are too small to be small fat bodies. Bees really fly because they make this seem impossible.

 

[AmandaRose]

Disagreeable! I can't go back, look where I am
Aliens like us, D.O. Do you remember?
My TLC is pretty unusual, I told the truth to them
Now I have a pub like Iraq
I hate, but I hate, hate criticism
Dark Heart Replacement Replaces You Using Backline
Mix over time, love won't last
No, I am no longer afraid
Don't respect him more

 

[luckygba]

"Death is not a hunter unbeknownst to its prey."

Becomes, following the listed languages,

"His hunter does not know death."