The Furry (Hit)List

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  1. endoverend
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    That's it :angry: There are too many furry avys now and I need to make a list so I can keep track of these damn fuzzy fauna with irregular morphologies. Damn troublemakers. :angry:

    If you find yourself on this list... be afraid. Afraid that you are masquerading as a creature which doesn't exist, a creature whose existence is impossible, a creature whose essence is made of lies.

    And so it begins.

    @VinsCool Only a recent addition to the uni-furse, this avatar is a relic of the past restored with an unrealistic-looking form of Toon Link.
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    @Lucar This thing is either really sad or really horny. Or both.
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    @ihaveamac Ah, Animal Crossing. The OG furry game.
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    @Exavold It's funny how much people obsess over Asriel when he only shows up at the end of the game. I liked Genocide better anyway.
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    @sl0ps Pupils are not normally orange. Nor would a feline be inclined to wear a hood. I got three words: Un. Real. Alistic.
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    @Arecaidian Fox Jesus, this creature has anxiety issues. Probably because it realizes it isn't physically feasible. Good god, this is the smartest of them all.
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    @Everest A simple one. A rabbit with big eyes. Not much else to say, except how weird it is that he is wearing a shirt that matches his exact fur color.
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    @CosmoCortney I can't be the only person who thought this was a my little pony at first. The outrageously colored bodily features just scream childrens' television. But alas, it seems this one has a nose poking out at a different angle than a pony.
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    @migles that shield is unrealistically small. And more importantly, why would a Jolteon use swords when there is electricity? Simple. BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EXIST. *mic drop*
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    @Bubsy Bobcat A classic furry videogame character. Truly classic.
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    @keven3477 Sexy Oshawott. Nuff said.
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    @Tomato Hentai He's probably surprised about the fact there there are people in this world who will circlejerk about Earthbound *and* furries.
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    @jDSX It's funny how tiny that trenchcoat is. It covers like none of his chest lol
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    @ElyosOfTheAbyss More like catsune meowku if ya know what I'm saying wait why does the cat have boobs
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    I don't know whether to include some of the pokemon avatars, or some of the less obvious ear-only avatars, but if you want to be publicly humiliated for your stunning lack of attention to reality, then feel free to make a suggestion. :angry:
    If I missed any, feel free to provide me the intel.
    And remember. Stay smooth-skinned, my brethren. :gun:
    And stay off my damn lawn. *kink-shames everyone*
     
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    is someone mad?

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    is the so-called professional jimjam rustler getting his jimmies rustled?
     
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    Exavold lol

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    lol
    I'm spooked solid.
     
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    AFAIK that's just a pokemon
     
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    this is a list of "furries" so what else
     
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    I mean, pokemon are not furry anthropomorphic animals. Maybe some of them are similar but certainly not helioptile. My thread, my rules :angry:
     
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    sorry but i don't see how that's related to a list of users who like something :tpi:

    would you like to come to the shoutbox and argue about it?
     
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    It's called feral. It's not supposed to be anthro.
     
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    Yeah I know. That's why I didn't want to put it on the official (godly) list.
     
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    if you're talking about avatars then you should be more clear that's what it is
     
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    That doesn't make it any less furry though :P
     
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    Oh. :P Yeah it's the avatars
     
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    So glad I am safe what with being an android and all lol
     
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    ok then, i'm on this list. what's next?
     
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    :mellow:
     
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    do I get a prize or anything?
     
  20. endoverend
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    No. Just immortalization in the thread