The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[Deleted User]

Granted but everyone literally dies of laughter.

If I wish UPON A STAR that I didn't procrastinate so often, would my wish come true?

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You procrastinate once a day, for 23 hours continuously

I wish I had less work to do.

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but now you piled important papers and get a 0

I wish I could Use a

Switch(Name)
case '2Hack' print("Hello m8") Break;
case 'TotalInsanity4' print("Hello Drugm8") Break;
default print("Hello %C", name) Break;

Without having an error in my code.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But it does nothing.

I wish I knew what vins was saying with his code

 

[VinsCool]

Granted I said:
Hello m8 if it was your name
Hello drugm8 if it was TI4's name
Hello "name" if it was anything else.

I wish I could have more time studiying C.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But you spend all that time teaching me what you are coding.

I wish people could learn to use Google.

 

[VinsCool]

granted, but they used Bing and still need to be spoonfeed.

I wish my computer stops laging.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. It stops working.

I wish I didn't tear a ligament in my knee last year. I wanna play soccer again :'(

 

[Deleted User]

Granted. You didn't tear a ligament, but this creates a ripple in space-time that kills you.

I wish Vin didn't change his goddamn avatar again.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. He is banned.

I wish I had better memory.

 

[nxwing]

Granted, you didn't say anything specific so I only upgraded the memory of your computer not yours.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish

 

[Deleted User]

Granted, but your wish that you didn't want corrupted wasn't stated so we're just going to assume that it's that your parent's weren't born.

I wish that I had more reason to actually do my homework.

 

[plasma]

Granted, you get $1 million for finishing it, only to be arrested and jailed for money laundering

I wish I had more of a reason to actually get out of bed,

 

[2Hack]

Granted. Your house catches fire.

I wish I had more timeeeee

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, you will have more time soon.

I wish I know how to pass arguments between functions without having a compilation error.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. That is the last thing you learn.

Sounds like you're working on that C nice! I will try to get some python done once this semester is over then

I wish I could have more time now rather than later

 

[VinsCool]

Granted you get more tiems after waiting for more patience.
(yeah still working on that C )
I wish I had a day off tomorow.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You get fired.

Good, I stopped mid December got stuck and need to remember to redo that unit, but gave up for the time being.
I wish it was Thursday tomorrow.

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, it is today and will for 3 more days.

I wish I moved already. July 1st is still too far.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You move to a really shady apartment and get a break in the next day. Who broke in? Weegee.

I wish it was July. I wanna move as well