The 'Corrupted Wish' Game

[VinsCool]

granted, you get stickers.

I wish my WiiU is used moe often.

 

[2Hack]

Granted. You are stuck in the basement playing wiiU all day.

Every day.

"My little pony, friendship is Bullshit"

I wish the wii U had more FIFA games

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, you get shovelware soccer games.

I wish NX is better than ps4

 

[keven3477]

granted, its even better than a ps5

I wish Nintendo made an oshawoot amiibo for under 20 dollars

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But it costs 201$ and is only released once keven3477 buys the first one.

I wish the NX doesn't get released for awhile from now

 

[2Hack]

Whoa Kev, that was some slow posting lol

 

[VinsCool]

I wish Keven is a Slowpoke more than an Oshawott

 

[2Hack]

Granted. He already is. He is busy looking for some extra money to buy his NX

I wish nice things didn't cost so much

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but it's illegal.

I wish piracy wasn't wrong and illegal.

 

[Monado_III]

Granted. It becomes legal and every game/movie company is bankrupt

I wish that the April 1st Nintendo Direct won't be an April Fools joke by Nintendo

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, but Xenoblade X is cancelled.

I wish Xenoblade 3d was released already.

 

[Monado_III]

Granted. It is exclusive to Gamestop and they only recieve one copy per store, and the eshop crashes for good.

I wish Xenoblade had more fans

 

[2Hack]

Granted. But shulk has to feel you out first

I wish I knew when Xenoblade 3D was releasing so I could pickup my preorder

 

[VinsCool]

Granted, it is released already

I wish you knew it before asking

 

[2Hack]

Wait... Ummmm... Idk how to corrupt that. >.>

I wish someone would help me out before I go to ebgames and ask them when it releases tomorrow.

 

[VinsCool]

I wish you had a friend named google.

 

[2Hack]

I used amazon now I know


Or maybe it was all a trick ??111!!

Nah, I wish I wasn't too lazy and had to cover up for my stupidity
April 10th is soo Farr away mannnn

 

[VinsCool]

I wish it releases in march33
But i'm so lazy to even try to know what "march33" is.

 

[keven3477]

granted, march 32 and 33 were created giving the year 2 extra days

I wish my g and h keys on my computer were working and I wasn't slow typing, writing and posting

 

[2Hack]

Granted. Your a and e keys are broken and you continue to reply to ancient comments