Temper Pics - Post Them Shits Up, Son

[The Teej]

 

[Zonix]

I will not unveil my true identity! D; I will do it when I get 100 posts!
Yes, I'm topless in these pictures because I had to use my t-shirt to mask my face!

Fact 4 u:

I'm turkish, but I was born in sweden.
I'm 15, 16 this year.
I'm male.

 

[iTech]

I ain't camera-shy no more! After starring in four hamsterporn flics (one was nominated for an academy award, for some obscure reason) and three Breadway musicals (it's the alley behind the local Shop N' Lift, where the *real* scene is at), I have no problem gracing you with my untouchable beauty (untoucheable unless you're a Russian Hamster or Prostitute);









You're a sexy bitch iTech! Well, a bitch for certain... No wait!


I took some pictures when I was locked up for crimes I did not commit (without getting caught), as souvenirs for my daughters to show in class on Father's day. Gotta love the justice system;


(I was underfed here due to the crappy prisonfood they tried to torture us with - no way in hell I'm eating fish eggs on a cracker and drinking grape juice with alcohol in it brewed by some retard in a French monastery hundreds of years ago - wanna give me food poisoning?)


Me and some guy before I broke out of that joint by murdering several jail keepers, utilizing toilet paper rolls and a tuberculosis-infected excrement-drenched mattress;


I'll explain all this jail shit in better detail in a post soon. I'm under electronic surveillance right now so I should have the time.

 

[lagman]

Sad puppy face, I know, I know, what can I do?

 

[Bob Evil]

I don't show up on film ... true story ... it's a side-effect of U.S. military experiments, conducted during the first Gulf war.

 

[Masta_mind257]

I just had 2

This is me smoking with a shisha. (flavoured fake (possibly) tobacco)

your doing it wrong.
this is how you smoke a hookah like a real foreigner.

SHOW ME UP WILL YA, WELL I GOT...
nothing

 

[JPH]

GBAtemp Sold to CNET?!?!

o shi-
photobooth ftw

 

[scubersteve]

NEW IMAGE!

Photoshop is win.
Too bad I suck with it >.<

Spoiler

[titleriginal Pic]

 

[Little]

LAGMAN YOU LOOK LIKE FES FROM THE 70S SHOW.... YOU SOUND LIKE HIM TOO. YOUARE HIM.

 

[Salamantis]

LAGMAN YOU LOOK LIKE FES FROM THE 70S SHOW.... YOU SOUND LIKE HIM TOO. YOUARE HIM.

Holy crap you're right!

 

[lagman]

Holy crap, I think I'm!

 

[Mars]

Wow, the resemblance is ... uncanny. You look a lot like him.

 

[Sonicslasher]

Wow, the resemblance is ... uncanny. You look a lot like him.

ROFL!!!!!!!

 

[Awdofgum]

Wow, the resemblance is ... uncanny. You look a lot like him.

Really? I don't see it...

me dressed up as Bill Cosby

 

[DarkAura]

Ninja.

Camera fun.

 

[mthrnite]

Nosferatu!

 

[Salamantis]

Nosferatu!

HOLY SHIT
mthr I am fucking scared of you now
like seriously

 

[Bob Evil]

Nosferatu!

hmmm ... look more like an underfed WoW Orc

 

[The Teej]

Holy shit mthr, you actually scared me. Curse you

 

[DarkAura]

Nosferatu!

Holy sh! t scared me.

Hello?

OMG ITS MTHR!!!!

Lol for first pic flash accented my nose hairs.