Stupid things people say

[Deleted User]

I think we all remember this video. Can someone spare some smarts for this girl?

11 seconds and I'm fucking cracking

 

[VzUh]

Yeah, he's a troll, has been trolling on other servers.
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Thanks, now I can die on peace

 

[mattytrog]

"Is France in England?"

- ex-girlfriend on flight back from Tunisia. She also had a speech impediment so she sprayed you when speaking.

 

[VzUh]

My mother just said me "I know you like the informatic and those things, so I have on my laptop an online food handler certification course half done..."

 

[SirNapkin1334]

My mother just said me "I know you like the informatic and those things, so I have on my laptop an online food handler certification course half done..."

...what? I dont even understand...

 

[VzUh]

...what? I dont even understand...

Sorry, english is not my strong point. She wanted me to do an online course only because it was online and her logic was like "online>computer>"computers and that kind of things">I like it"

 

[GhostHero182]

Found this gem on an E3 video.

 

[VzUh]

from yesterday, on the freeshop discord. I want to believe he was a troll...

Spoiler: captures

congratulations to the people who answered him again and again without killing him

*flashbacks*
https://gbatemp.net/threads/emulators-for-a-dsi.510790/

 

[Jacklack3]

Well, nobody is perfect. We should never judge the lives of others. It is not nice.

ha i get it

 

[Stwert]

When I was a kid it was things like, stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about. Seems a bit unnecessary all things considered

Or, if I’d misbehaved my dad would say, I’ll take my hand off your face. Which doesn’t sound too bad, it was the putting it on my face at high speed which bothered me

If I asked for something, which I wasn’t getting they’d say something like, computer is it? Computer? I’ll give you computer.
Which contradictory to what was said, meant, you’re not getting a fucking computer.


Oh, and if it’s not already been said.... Why on God’s green earth, when you lose something, do people say. Where did you see it last?

Seriously? If I fucking knew that it wouldn’t be fucking lost, would it?

 

[AmandaRose]

Whenever I am procrastinating on doing something my mum will say.

Heid doon arse up Amanda.

Now I can understand the first part of it to be get your head down and just get on with it.

But what the heck is the arse up part of it meant to mean.

 

[Stwert]

Whenever I am procrastinating on doing something my mum will say.

Heid doon arse up Amanda.

Now I can understand the first part of it to be get your head down and just get on with it.

But what the heck is the arse up part of it meant to mean.

Ha. Yeah that’s a common one in our family too. Frankly it sounds like a bloody uncomfortable position to be doing anything in......


..... Well, almost anything

 

[AmandaRose]

Ha. Yeah that’s a common one in our family too. Frankly it sounds like a bloody uncomfortable position to be doing anything in......


..... Well, almost anything

Exactly lol another one that makes no sense my mum says is

A nod's as guid as a wink tae a blind horse

I have no fucking clue what this one is all about lol.

 

[Mama Dizzys]

I can’t hear you, it’s dark in hear
It’s like listening to a mirror
(I’m public) My doctor said that my explosive diarrhea will last for months

 

[the_randomizer]

"If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to fear"

That is so Orwell's 1984

 

[AmandaRose]

"If you have nothing to hide, then you have nothing to fear"

That is so Orwell's 1984

If I have done something stupid and I tell my dad about it he says.

Amanda if you had brains you would be dangerous.

Ok surely if I had brains I would be less dangerous would I not.

 

[the_randomizer]

If I have done something stupid and I tell my dad about it he says.

Amanda if you had brains you would be dangerous.

Ok surely if I had brains I would be less dangerous would I not.

Never heard that one.

 

[AmandaRose]

Never heard that one.

I think it's very much a Scottish saying lol.

 

[the_randomizer]

I think it's very much a Scottish saying lol.

Maybe that's why

And maybe that's why it makes as much sense to me as the pronunciation of "Cait Sith" being "kett shee"

 

[Mama Dizzys]

Something someone said to me:
“If you’re an atheist (which I am), keep it to yourself”
Dude, really?