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Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by BORTZ, Sep 8, 2015.
So gbatemp, would you rather:
Sit on a cake and eat a dick
Sit on a dick and eat a cake
Watch you sitting on a dick while eating a cake, This options seems the best.
Ooh man didn't even think about that one
Sit on a dick and eat cake. As long as the cake is edible, this is the option I choose ;f not, I'd rather sit on a cake and suck dick. Whose dick is it anyway?
Sit on a dick and suck a dick.
Been there, done that before, plenty of times.
Oh wait this is the EoF isn't it?
wait a minute......
something is not right......
This is a trick question!
SUCK MY DICK! THE CAKES A LIE!
So on the one hand I ruin a delicious cake and give if not pleasure then hopefully just go with boredom to someone else (I have my own penis but much like I also have my own back but find myself terrible at back rubs I am not sure mere ownership conveys ability, not to mention I am not sure how such things play out when one is as heavily bearded as me). If it was a pie I was potentially ruining then that is a different matter as ruining pie is considered very bad form around here.
When you say sit on a dick does this mean the standard implication of an erect penis going up my ringpiece or am I just sitting on a flaccid one in this scenario? For the former I do rather prefer to keep my colon a one way street so I can not imagine it would be all that pleasurable for me, even if I have cake. For the latter then cake and that I just have to remember to not put my full weight onto it makes it no contest, worst case there I get crabs/lice and those are treated easily enough.
THIS POST JUST WON THE EOF
I haven't laughed so hard at an EoF thread since ages. Bravo @Bortz and @FAST6191 !
How can I eat the dick if the dick is still stuck up your ass?
this is what i would LIKE!!