Srs question in the EoF

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  1. BORTZ
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    So gbatemp, would you rather:

    Sit on a cake and eat a dick
    or
    Sit on a dick and eat a cake
     
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  2. VinsCool

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    Watch you sitting on a dick while eating a cake, This options seems the best.
     
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  3. BORTZ
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    BORTZ You get a hat, and YOU get a hat!

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    Ooh man didn't even think about that one
     
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    Sit on a dick and eat cake. As long as the cake is edible, this is the option I choose ;f not, I'd rather sit on a cake and suck dick. Whose dick is it anyway?
     
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    Sit on a dick and suck a dick.
    Been there, done that before, plenty of times.

    Oh wait this is the EoF isn't it?
     
  6. Flame

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    wait.......



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    wait a minute......





    something is not right......






    This is a trick question!


    SUCK MY DICK! THE CAKES A LIE!
     
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  7. FAST6191

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    So on the one hand I ruin a delicious cake and give if not pleasure then hopefully just go with boredom to someone else (I have my own penis but much like I also have my own back but find myself terrible at back rubs I am not sure mere ownership conveys ability, not to mention I am not sure how such things play out when one is as heavily bearded as me). If it was a pie I was potentially ruining then that is a different matter as ruining pie is considered very bad form around here.
    When you say sit on a dick does this mean the standard implication of an erect penis going up my ringpiece or am I just sitting on a flaccid one in this scenario? For the former I do rather prefer to keep my colon a one way street so I can not imagine it would be all that pleasurable for me, even if I have cake. For the latter then cake and that I just have to remember to not put my full weight onto it makes it no contest, worst case there I get crabs/lice and those are treated easily enough.
     
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  8. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

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    THIS POST JUST WON THE EOF

    I haven't laughed so hard at an EoF thread since ages. Bravo @Bortz and @FAST6191 !
     
  9. GhostLatte

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    How can I eat the dick if the dick is still stuck up your ass?
     
  10. DJPlace

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    this is what i would LIKE!!