Lost in a sleepless night
Cruisin' around just to fight
Slapping people around like a light
On, off, on, off, ROUND TWO FIGHT!
On the second round, everyone going nuts
Suddenly out pops Donkey Kong like a klutz
Then you notice him sportin' blunts
Wham! Bam! You're kickin' his butts!
Suddenly the DK Rap starts playin'
You're hoppin' around jammin'
Quarrel forgotten, now you're playin' poker
Slammin' bananas down on a joker
What're you crazy?
Naw, you're just lazy!
Now that round two came to a close
You're hittin' the slots with your bros!
Pullin' dat arm, bringing the house down
Jackpot! Jackpot! Suddenly the slots spit out a crown!
Hail to the king baby!
I'll be back someday maybe!
Then you wake up, ashamed of your rotten luck.
*This is what happens when I listen to kickin' dance beats at 5 AM.
Cruisin' around just to fight
Slapping people around like a light
On, off, on, off, ROUND TWO FIGHT!
On the second round, everyone going nuts
Suddenly out pops Donkey Kong like a klutz
Then you notice him sportin' blunts
Wham! Bam! You're kickin' his butts!
Suddenly the DK Rap starts playin'
You're hoppin' around jammin'
Quarrel forgotten, now you're playin' poker
Slammin' bananas down on a joker
What're you crazy?
Naw, you're just lazy!
Now that round two came to a close
You're hittin' the slots with your bros!
Pullin' dat arm, bringing the house down
Jackpot! Jackpot! Suddenly the slots spit out a crown!
Hail to the king baby!
I'll be back someday maybe!
Then you wake up, ashamed of your rotten luck.
*This is what happens when I listen to kickin' dance beats at 5 AM.