Lost in a sleepless night Cruisin' around just to fight Slapping people around like a light On, off, on, off, ROUND TWO FIGHT! On the second round, everyone going nuts Suddenly out pops Donkey Kong like a klutz Then you notice him sportin' blunts Wham! Bam! You're kickin' his butts! Suddenly the DK Rap starts playin' You're hoppin' around jammin' Quarrel forgotten, now you're playin' poker Slammin' bananas down on a joker What're you crazy? Naw, you're just lazy! Now that round two came to a close You're hittin' the slots with your bros! Pullin' dat arm, bringing the house down Jackpot! Jackpot! Suddenly the slots spit out a crown! Hail to the king baby! I'll be back someday maybe! Then you wake up, ashamed of your rotten luck. *This is what happens when I listen to kickin' dance beats at 5 AM.